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Cuntastrophe 

A woman who, by demeanor and action, creates issues where there are none. A drama machine. She will commonly be found in panic, when you ask her what is wrong she will list horrible situations from the past, the present and quite possibly activities that aren't even true just to stir up shit. When she asks you questions, beware, it is rhetorical, she is bating you into her trap. It is how they hunt. They dwell within a web of lies and burned bridges wherein they create a nest which requires high matienance. These women should be avoided at all costs.
Trish: Oh, here comes Doloris.

Doloris: (In background) Oh my God, I just wrecked my car because I got a call while I was trying to drink my vodka. Could you loan me $50 so I can get some scrath-its? You don't want me to buy scratch-its?!? Do you think I'm fat?..."

Harrison: Christ, that woman is a Cuntastrophe.
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Cuntquistador 

1. Womanizer, playboy; 2. All-conquering prick.
He screwed around on her with her best friend while he was dating her; what a cuntquistador he was!
Cuntquistador by Vlad the Impaler February 9, 2006

Cuntfused 

im so fucking cuntfused

cuntwagon 

A vagina that is frequently used because men get on and off said cunt wagon as if it was public transportation.

It can seat three couples.
This cunt wagon has room for six.

cunting season 

A period of the time in which the pussy flows freely and is relatively easy to get, relative to other periods of time.
Milty: It's the first day of university and the hotties are back in town and ready to party! Time to rock out with our cocks out!

Billy- Bob: True dat! Cunting season is on, yo!
cunting season by Cunty Joe September 24, 2016

Cuntry muffin 

Pussy from the country
I got some of her cuntry muffin last night b.
Cuntry muffin by K weezy May 27, 2006