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The TV is a triangle

When your dad realizes he's a sinner in your TV is a triangle, and says whoops that's the Illuminati.
The TV is a triangle

Television jokes, occupational therapy crisis, go exercise
by Zachary O'Donnell September 27, 2023
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Righteous Triangle

A sin-ful triangle that continually needs to go for confession so that it could behave more like a right one on this side of eternity—until its last breath when it will be platonically transformed into a perfect one.
Guesstimate how many un-right triangles globally long to become a righteous triangle every quarter.
by Numerati February 27, 2024
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Triangle

To poop
I have to take a triangle.
by RaeLa2458 December 31, 2020
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triangle piercing

A triangle piercing is one of several forms of genital piercing applied to the vulva. It is a horizontal piercing that passes from side to side, beneath the base of the clitoral hood tissue where it meets the inner labia and under the clitoris. the triangle piercing have the capacity to increase sensation, pleasure, and orgasmic response. These piercings are highly anatomically dependent, and not all vulvas are configured to accommodate them
I’m thinking of getting the triangle piercing!
by The Greasy Stranger May 14, 2024
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Devils Triangle

A drinking game played at parties by 2 men, in which three cups are arranged in a triangle and filled with beer. (Players must like beer.)

One player flips a quarter while the other calls heads or tails. The three drinks are then roofied and handed out to female party-goers. Players then simultaneously rape the first woman to pass out. The coin flip determines who takes anal.

At the moment of climax, players give each other a high five and maybe hold hands there for a bit (optional). Technically the rule is that players cannot make eye contact during intercourse but we all know they do it anyway.

Pretty gay imo
"After working out with PJ and Squee, Brett and Mark went to a party and engaged in a game of Devils Triangle."

"I can't believe you bragged about having a Devils Triangle in your yearbook bro! Everyone's talking about what a homo you are."

"The 'honorable' Judge Brett Kavanaugh perjured himself a bit when questioned about the Devils Triangle. Just a bit though imo."
by Rey (pseudonym) October 2, 2022
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Bermuda Triangle

When 3 women of the Delta Sigma Theta sorority converge in a gathering a "Bermuda Triangle" is formed. The named stems from the latin words 'Bermuditas Treangulum' directly translating to "lost and dangerous"

Friend 1 : "Bruh, have ya'll seen Phillip?"
Friend 2 : "Last time I saw him, he was standing near the Bermuda Triangle when "Brick House" came on"
Friend 1 : "Bruh, have ya'll seen Phillip?"
Friend 2 : "Last time I saw him, he was standing near the Bermuda Triangle when "Brick House" came on"
by macktonite February 22, 2017
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Love Triangle

A love triangle is the definition of when three people have romantic feelings (or attraction) between one member of the triangle but none of them are usually reciprocated. In other words, person A likes person B, person B likes person C and person C likes person A.
"Hey, has Sarah been around? Paul wants to ask her out."

"Bad luck for him. Sarah was going to ask Dylan to a movie. She's crazy about him!"

"Dylan? Everyone knows he loves Paul...Man, I hate love triangles."
by Presentt_Tense November 23, 2024
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