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A very nice man who got peed on
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Quiet Kid in the Corner 

You know the kid. They often wear darker clothes, though it isn't necessary. Normally, this kid will talk to an elite few classmates who don't bug them, make fun of them, or bring them into irrelevant conversations. When you get to know that quiet kid, you can discover they are an individual person with lots of funny thoughts inside. They simply choose to keep them there. When they choose to let their thoughts out, the students laugh, but they're usually good kids, so the teacher's let it slide. Some speak more "properly" than others, depending on their sense of humor.
Mrs. Daniels: Justine, describe phagocytosis for the class.
*class considers whether there is actually a Justine in the school*
Justine: It's like when the space ship comes for the slime monster during its attempt at world domination, but the slime monster makes itself grow a little and eats it.
*class laughs*

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Mrs. Powers: And they all lived happily ever after... maybe... or maybe they all died.
Justine: Of course they died... this book was written two hundred years ago.
...
Crystal: Did you hear what Justine said in English?
Amanda: That girl's name is Justine?.. It's always the quiet kid in the corner.

not quite the same 

Completely different.

Often said with nostalgia.
You know, Star Wars is not quite the same without Muppet Yoda.

The new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles isn't quite the same as the kickass show I watched as a kid.

Queen of the gays 

The official title of Carly Rae Jepsen
Carly Rae Jepsen is Queen of the gays
Queen of the gays by charlespry January 11, 2018

queer the deal

To somehow ruin an arrangement despite favorable odds.
"Stacy likes you a lot, but she's a liberal, so don't queer the deal by mentioning how conservative you are."

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What modern mumble rappers say when they can't think of words that rhyme for their song. Also what 5 year old kids say randomly when they get mad.
takashi 6ix9ine: "Diddly dacky, smacky whacky"

Lil pump: "frack in a mack back whack slack sniddly tack"

Mother: "Sorry johnny, no minecraft for today"

Johnny: "What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit"