brooklyn tech 

a skool whea the street smart n academically gifted ppl go, usually compared to stuy, and iz better then stuy in many ways including the fact that some of us have lifes

I go to brooklyn tech

brooklyn tech by DA QUeen OV QUEENS November 12, 2006

Taco Tech 

Same as Nigger Rig but performed by someone of Hispanic or Mexican heritage.

To fix something in a very cheap way, using whatever materials are handy.

"Who did this half ass work?"

"Juan Taco Tech'd it."

Taco Tech by CC Mando January 4, 2012

Brooklyn Tech Losers 

They are just kids that are try hards that have no life.

They also have no life.

Most people in Brooklyn Tech have no friends .
THEY ARE A DUMDASS.
They always act like a bitch all the time.

Alex: Hey guys

Friends: What
Alex: I got into Brooklyn tech

Friends: Good for you! Nice jobs
Alex: Fuck you bitches
Friends: calm down
Alex: screw you losers
Friends: fuck you ass hole
Alex: I am going to get some real friends.
Friends: We were trying to be nice
Friends: you are such an ass
Alex: just like all of you

Friends: we just have 3 months until the end of the year

Brooklyn Tech losers- lonely and a pain

Brooklyn Tech Losers by Darklord7772 March 13, 2018

'rect-tech 

Technology that improves upon our lives. Useful technology or technology used in a useful, common-sensical, or creative way.

Ben 1:"Yo, this website is an online dictionary of slang with my own definitions."
Ben 2:"Word B, that's 'rect-tech!"

'rect-tech by Benjamins at GSC February 10, 2006

Voc Tech 

Voc is a shitty school, located in New Bedford, also known as Joke Tech, where these dumbass students think they are cool because they are plumbers.

Dartmouth Kid: “That faggot goes to Voc Tech”
Westport kid: “Oh? You mean Joke Tech?”
Dartmouth Kid: “Same thing”

Voc Tech by that1kidfromMa March 14, 2020

Skippy the lab tech

The cherriest cherry of them all. The creator and ruler of cherryville. Can be found in his secret hiding location...THE CHERRY PIT.
(ps he also has a small penis)

"This Cherry Coke tastes different." "I think they added more skippy."

Skippy the lab tech by nowthatyouredead July 10, 2003

Reading is Tech

"Reading is Tech" is what one says when they see they did / said something dumb that could have been avoided if they had simply read the relevant reading.

Oh crap, I didn't see that I wasn't supposed to do that*, reading is tech.

* When referring to doing the wrong homework assignment

Reading is Tech by INeverRead April 27, 2013