Noun skwir-ist-a
A low ranking wierd in the whopper soc. A weird young squire who likes to sing. (Taken from the weirdictionary - new weirdspeak edition)
A low ranking wierd in the whopper soc. A weird young squire who likes to sing. (Taken from the weirdictionary - new weirdspeak edition)
1. "You there squirister! One day ye will be promoted to a Chief sire of thee whopper soc."
"Thank ye sir, Thank ye! footooky mapwaga froilde."
This quote can often be heard in whopperington. It is best achieved by outstretching the arm and finger in a swift motion and by rolling the tongue when the 'r' sound of the squirister comes. Then jab the squirister with your finger. It takes much practice.
"Thank ye sir, Thank ye! footooky mapwaga froilde."
This quote can often be heard in whopperington. It is best achieved by outstretching the arm and finger in a swift motion and by rolling the tongue when the 'r' sound of the squirister comes. Then jab the squirister with your finger. It takes much practice.
by JAshton August 7, 2006
Get the squirister mug.A tight and attractive female who dances and moves in a squirrelly, or sexually erotic fashion using back and forth, and up and down motions as to attract the opposite sex.
Squirrelly Darts are usually mysterious in nature, and only come out to do squirrelly actions before they retreat.
They often only take part in the squirrelyness for the chase, once the male has decided take the bate the dart refuses to act squirrelly anymore.
Can often be found at business school functions or downtown in certain bars, distinctly noticeable from other darts by their squirrlleyness, and from other squirrels by the dart in them.
Squirrelly Darts are usually mysterious in nature, and only come out to do squirrelly actions before they retreat.
They often only take part in the squirrelyness for the chase, once the male has decided take the bate the dart refuses to act squirrelly anymore.
Can often be found at business school functions or downtown in certain bars, distinctly noticeable from other darts by their squirrlleyness, and from other squirrels by the dart in them.
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An impossible or seemingly impossible assignment or request. A task so time consuming, daunting or complicated that you feel you may as well have been asked to round up Squirrel Monkeys (A basic assumption must first exist that Squirrel Monkeys are pretty fucking hard to round up).
I got back from my two week vacation and a Squirrel Monkey Rodeo was in my fucking in-box. I'm going to castrate the piece of shit who was supposed to work my mail while I was out!
I have to drop the kids off at soccer practice and then go grocery shopping, pick the dog up from the vet, and pick up the dry cleaning in time to go back and pick up the screaming maggots from soccer practice again. What a fucking Squirrel Monkey Rodeo!
I have to drop the kids off at soccer practice and then go grocery shopping, pick the dog up from the vet, and pick up the dry cleaning in time to go back and pick up the screaming maggots from soccer practice again. What a fucking Squirrel Monkey Rodeo!
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Friend: Dude, your dog's totally out of it on the sofa.
You: Yah - he's sleeping off the multiple squirrelgasms he had in the park this afternoon.
You: Yah - he's sleeping off the multiple squirrelgasms he had in the park this afternoon.
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