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smooth move Gilligan

smooth move Gilligan
This is what you say to someone who just did something terribly stupid and foolish,like the TV character Gilligan.
Gilligan's Island
Skippppper!!!
Oh little buddy!
The professor and Mary Ann here on Gilligan's Island.
Why are your clothes all torn and covered with monkey feces?
I slipped in a plie of monkey poop on my way to feed Mr.Peepers.
Oh smooth move Gilligan!
Ooh snap, you shit covered retard.
by Stewart Larkin March 12, 2009
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Smooth Brain

When you underperformed at Magic the Gathering the most skill based game of all time so you convert to Flesh and Blood so you can win coin toss games.
I thought he was a smart guy so I avoided him cause i thought he was an incel but turns out he is a Smooth Brain Dickless Midget so i hooked up with him cause he is much easier to control.
by Vortakainia August 26, 2021
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Stink Smoothie

When you place a funnel in a womans vagina, then shit, throw up, piss, and ejaculate into the funnel. You then proceed to remove the funnel, take a bendy straw and enjoy.
Stink Smoothies are only meant for those hardcore guys and gals willing to commint such awesomely awful deeds.
For the taste isnt always pleasent.
by NoTsTinKhOrNcReAtOr January 17, 2010
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Silky-Smooth

The volatile combination of a parsimonious emulsion that repudiated the symposium in a forlorn, esurient demeanor.
Silky-Smooth ate some food one day.
by CC_Master September 25, 2004
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c.l. smooth

slang for coors light aka the silver bullets
lets get a 30 pack of C.L. smooth
by bowlbasaur January 26, 2008
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Smooth as a Baby's Chuff

What's the difference between the skin on a baby's bottom and the skin on its vagina ? nothing.

Extremely smooth.
Smik: Nice skinhead !!

Shaun: Yea man run your hand along it, it's as smooth as a baby's chuff!!
by Drewbud315 May 23, 2008
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smooth shit

This light saber is the coolest. When I wanna be a bad guy I use the blue light and when I wanna be a good guy I just smooth shit to red.
by so micro January 14, 2006
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