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shit your ring off

to have explosive, gas-laden dihorrea so bad that is peppers the toilet pan with a yellowy speckled spray of liquid shit. It may actually stick to the underside of the seat.
Avoid the dirty burgers from there, you'll shit your ring off.
by Al December 28, 2004
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ring ring

An onomatopoeia, which is, you guessed it, commonly used between two BFFs. It usually occurs when one bff needs/wants to ring the other, and usually texts the other saying 'ring ring?' which in bff language translates to, 'can i ring you?'
Mary: Ring ring bee?
Jen: Ummm maybe later after revision.
Mary: Hmmf. Fine. Nvm. ring ring tomorow instead?
Jen: Well i'm kind of seeing sally tomorow..
Mary: HMMMF.

Mary: Hoy, ring ring?
Jen: Well I need to drop my mom off, then finish my homework, then do some revision, then make tea for my brother, then clean out the fish, then pick my mom up, then go to work, then have a shower...
Mary: NVM. HMMMMMMF.

Jen: Sorry we haven't been able to talk much lately.. but we can ring ring tomorow for a whole hour!
Mary: Really!??YAYBEE:)!
by HmmfCreator June 7, 2009
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Nose Ring

In black families, nose rings are commonly worn to remember their ancestors. It symbolizes strength, resilience and healing.
Nose rings are worn on left and/or right nostril
by Fiyafaiyaz November 26, 2021
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engagement ring

The ring given from man to woman when the woman accepts the man's proposal... traditionally the ring should contain one diamond at the least .
I said yes to Frank and he gave me a huge engagement ring!
by Sandy Jane February 19, 2008
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Sting Ring

The end result of eating spicy food. The stinging sensation, or burning, you feel during a bowel movement
Man, I should have never ate all those red chile enchiladas, I've got sting ring from hell.
by The Mingster April 7, 2007
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salt ring

A dried, circular ring around a girl's vagina or asshole after a pair of nuts banged against it for hours.
"She came home from the one night stand with a hangover and a salt ring around her twat."

"The day after smoking meth her ass was in pain. She examined herself and found a salt ring around her asshole. She then remembered how she came up with the cash to get the drugs in the first place."
by squeaked moose October 15, 2011
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Cuban Ring

An especially tacky style of ring made of or meant to resemble a chain with the links fused together. Often encrusted in cheap bling.
by Jimmy Bean February 17, 2018
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