Ring Gay

One who is married to someone of the opposite sex but is a homosexual.

That Ted isn't pulling one over on us. Everyone knows he's ring gay!

by Stella September 24, 2002

dirty onion ring

The anus, also known as the brown eye. What horny bitches like to eat out to serve as payment after being fucked really hard.

Don't fuck with JD if you have a nice looking wifey! He'll smooth talk her into some rough sex, give her a couple of donkey punches, and convince her to eat his dirty onion ring. After that she'll come home and give you a long, stinky tongue kiss.

by JB May 14, 2004

Armenian Ringding

The method of taking a shit, jizzing on top of it, then crafting it into a puck shape for later consumption.

My mom made a special Armenian Ringding recipe for the bake sale last weekend. THEY OWNED.

by AlimonyBob October 19, 2011

ringer

A person who you barely know that you bring/send to a party to make things interesting. Can also be someone you find on the street a few blocks away.

Who's that ringer you left at my house last night? I couldn't get rid of that guy for days. He shit on my brother's rug.

by butchasound October 1, 2007

Ring

A gold thingy that stops creepy old men from stealing your wife

Rings are very useful against this sort of thing

by Asianjoeee November 14, 2019

racing

something that you can get in a lot of trouble with if you do it on the streets of the San Fernando Valley. But very fun never the less. a speed competion between two or more cars.

bob: eh..lets go racing
joe: why? my car is already faster then yours..and its parked.

by hybridnrg July 1, 2004

purity ring

A ring that is a reminder to you and to God that you will stay pure till marriage; Abstinence until marriage.

The Jonas Brothers! Nick Jonas has a purity ring that says 'poned' and Joe has one with a cross on it.

by Meagan C January 17, 2008