noodlefucka 

any shady or untrustworthy individual, ie a skank, sleeze, busto, bitch-ass punk, etc.

"Did you here what Ronnie did behind Michelle's back? He is such a noodlefucka!"

noodlefucka by Jake Heyer October 14, 2008

Noodlefuck

To have sex with an insufficient erection.

You call that wood? That was a noodlefuck.

Noodlefuck by Conan The Gentleman May 6, 2009

Noodle Rage 

When you get angry that your spouse isn't cutting the noodles correctly, and then when your son intervenes to calm the situation you get even angrier and create a family scene.

Kai Lan (mum to dad): Awww, you no cut noodle bery well. Me want frie rie instead. You not know anyting!

Son: It's okay mum, don't worry, it's only noodles.

Kai Lan: You no talk! Your father not know how cut noodle. Why I marry him? He cause famiry shame!!!

Son (to sister): Uh oh, look out! Mum is starting her noodle rage again!

Noodle Rage by dantheman123321 October 14, 2011

touch noodle 

One who touches one's noodle, or penis. One who masturbates. A wanker.

Charlie left the bar before he paid his tab. What a fucking touch noodle!

touch noodle by Lizardick May 1, 2018

Noodles 

Nickname of the guitarist in The Offspring (the BEST band of all time).
The oldest member of The Offspring.
He TOTALLY rules!!
We love you Noodles!!!

see Kevin Wasserman

Noodles by Rachael (the BIGGEST Offspring fan EVER) March 11, 2005

noodle asian 

People from parts of east Asia such as Thailand, Singapore, China, Malaysia etc.

Tom is a noodle Asian

noodle asian by chicken888 January 13, 2017

Noodlehead

A person who is acting goofy, looks goofy or something is out of sorts with that person in that moment in time.

Guy: Do you want to go out tonight.
Girl: I'd rather stay in. I look like a noodlehead right now.

Noodlehead by Ilovebville August 1, 2017