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Lizardick's definitions
touch noodle
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One who
touches
one's noodle, or penis. One who
masturbates
. A
wanker
.
Charlie
left
the bar
before he paid his tab. What a
fucking
touch noodle!
by
Lizardick
May 1, 2018
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