Muff Trumpet

A vagina which can fart.

"I have a muff trumpet"

"No way"

"fur realz, I'll show you later" ;)

by crack-a-lackin May 16, 2010

muff puff

A PRAWN CRACKER

would anyone like a muff puff

by GUSTOVTHEGREAT December 08, 2010

Tone muffs

A synonym for headphones.

Kids today... always listening to their rap music with their tone muffs strapped to their faces!

by Binky2008 June 08, 2007

muff scum

the white chalky residue around the lips of a womens vagina after a long night of taking the cock rocket.

I was getting ready to eat her out when I discovered that she had some muff scum left over from the night before.

by patty winland February 16, 2010

Muff Tumbler

When 2 lesbians Scissor whilst in a washing machine that's turned on.

Morten: Wow, did you hear about that bitch from school?

Owen: Which one? The Muff Tumbler or the fat one?

Morten:There just one person.

by Mr DickPepper February 29, 2012

muff muncher

A person who enjoys eating out a hairy pussy.

I heard that guys a muff muncher. <I>Yea I can see the hair in his teeth from here.</I>

by SamtheGMR January 06, 2006

Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

south park episode of "It's a Jersey thing."

Stan: ...What's Muff Cabbage?
Kyle: It's a...It's a Jersey Thing

by S3V October 15, 2010