muff

Muff: muff is now a very rare species of vagina, it is BIG HAIRY SMELLY FLOPPY STRETCHED WORNO OUt fud, these "muffs" are a dieing species since the invention of mufficide or more commonly know as a brazilian, did you know? each day over 1,000,000 muffs are killed in humanly by being ripped of with boiling hot wax or with a razor or even sometimes laser surgery, you've all heard of save the whales, well now we have save the muff so please with all your heart vote no on mufficide even tho muffs are fucking disgusting lol

"oohh baby i can't wait till u put it in"*pulls down undies* holly fuck!!!!!!!! your 15 years old and u have a great big old hairy fucking muff... man it smells like someones gotten fish and deep fried it in poo u young attractive hagg!

by Sam_big_penis May 7, 2008

Muff

This word is widely known as another word for a vagina. ALTHOUGH this definition states that the word muff is a shortened form of saying "motherfucker."

I'm fresher than a muff.

You're such a muff.

I'm tired of these muffing snakes on this muffing plane.

by SlamminMuff69 May 17, 2011

muff

a hairy female under carraige.

christ, i heard she's got a muff man.

by bawsack October 26, 2004

muff

1. To push someone with malice

I muffed Desi's bitch ass in the back of the head

by Portia January 1, 2005

muff

when somebody does something stupid, their friends call muff and hit them on the head. can be avoided if that person quickly calls 5/10.

bob: where do babies come from?
bill: from the stork duh
bob: thats a muff

by asdfgihw December 25, 2007

Muff

A)A Sexy Royal Scene Kid
B)Delicious Pussy

A)Queen Muff says, "Die!"

B) I beat that Muff up!

by HappyTimePrincess February 20, 2007

muffia

In an age in which women shave/wax their pubic hair for various reasons (ex. bikini wax), women who choose to go natural are part of the "muffia."

Dude, that chick who I went home with last night was part of the muffia.

by rockstar 1 April 17, 2009