mental hospital

a mental hospital is a very how do i say this outgoing place mental hospitals do not help what do ever. mental hospitals are a waste of people’s time and don’t be like a brennen and zen your girlfriend to one!!

guy1: hey look it’s a mental hospital
guy2: let’s get out of here i hate those places

by <3 swag baby February 26, 2021

Black Manta

Apparently he's Aquaman's nemesis. He wears a black scuba suit with a gay alien-looking helmet. I dont even know his actual name because nothing good ever came from Aquaman, and nothing will. Rather than waste your time researching this fag, go rent Batman Begins or Superman, or Spiderman! You know, the movies about the super heros that people care about.

Black Manta could get his ass handed to him by:
Doctor Octopus
Mysterio
Scarecrow
Riddler
Lex Luthor
Batman would join with the villians just to beat up Black Manta!(Then he'd beat up Aquaman and have a party with his Superfriends with Superpoker and Superhookers)

by Drew Dmks November 5, 2005

marijuana maintainance

Misspelled (go figure) response definition to a cycle of behavior whereby a person (alcoholic) trades one drug (alcohol) that is holding them back/wreaking terrible destruction in their lives with another drug that can be very psychologically addictive, though inherently less harmful(marijuana), but that will--if taken heavily, as is often the case--just usually perpetuate the cycle of addiction and lead to relapse with the original drug of choice (DoC).

The great thing with 'the plan' is, once you get used to the daily weed sessions and and realize nothing helps those recurrent head-fucking-a-vise-in-swirling-free fall hangovers like deep, triadic bong hits, then you've got TWO habits to deal with and pay for. Great plan.

"Hey, have you seen Brule Jerkwater around lately? After he lost his job at Volkswagen, was divorced by his husband, and got into that unfortunate attempted manslaughter accident with Santa at the shopping mall, you know, I really thought he had it in him to stick with the program and get clean. I saw him sitting quietly always eating that big bag of Doritos for months, but he seems to just have quit coming."

"oh yeah, I forget to tell you, he was working in the kitchen at Applebees with my druggie stepbrother for a while, but then they both got caught making thousand island pot sauce after close one night and got the axe. Last I heard he was working for the carnival and back to drinking handles of rum.

"Goddamn that marijuana maintainance (sic). They always think they can trade one for the other. Motherfuckers don't get it: we can't handle on-tap euphoria."

by CaptainDooDoo July 2, 2009

Mintage

In fashion, describing the phenomenon/trend in which clothing manufacturers have appropriated vintage style by making new clothing that looks old.

Ex 1. "Wow where did you get that sick coonskin cap?"

"It's just mintage buddy, I got it at the Gap."

Ex 2. "This mintage craze confuses me, why would anyone pay 50 bucks for a fake old t-shirt when they can get a real old t-shirt for like 5. "

by dhchen February 23, 2009

Mantazmagorical

meaning to kick ass or kick ass yo

wow that was really mantazmagorical(preppy wise) or damn that shit was mantazmagorical

by waylon October 26, 2003

Mentabolism

the sum of all the natural and spiritual processes
by which a living human mind takes up and converts
into its own proper substances
the nutritive inputs available to it,
or by which it transforms its components
into other substances, forms, or states
which are fitted for some special purpose.

Sustaining an active and useful mentabolism is a lifestyle.

by mhr May 9, 2005

Mental STD

When you think about screwing so many people you feel dirty mentally

Yeah i would check myself for a mental STD

by tubby jones May 20, 2011