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maximus_goatimus

For my knight in shining mud:
Yo shizzle fanizzle.. He married a female dog according to this Wizzle (did I mention this Wizzle is allergic) but my oh my she really married a fluff burro. His weight is me times squared and he now has a stalker list all bared. Peace up maxo ^^... bust them arses and send a kiss to TNT for me. *bows out to the god of pounding pixels made by nerds with too much time on their hands and armada* <end>
Maximus_goatimus tried to kiss a frog today- and he got REJECTED. Ooooh.. that hurts.
by Silver January 21, 2005
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Bitcoin Maximalist

Bitcoin Maximalism consists of an exceptionally pragmatic individual who recognizes all shitcoins are inflationary to Bitcoin. Bitcoin Maximalists are quick to call out ALT coin scammers who peddle ample amounts of technobabble and hopium to those who are less knowledgeable under the guise of being technologists. There's a large amount of people wishing to pump and dump shitcoins who wish to silence or discredit Bitcoin Maximalists. The "accepted" answer is but one example...
They are such a Bitcoin Maximalist... My shitcoin is going to the moon!
by CantStopCauseWokeAF July 20, 2019
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MaximillianMus

MaximillianMus is the sexiest person to ever live and he's everyone idol oh yeah yeah. He roams the world and will ever do oh yeah yeah. If anybody talk shit about MaximillianMus in public or on the internet, you'll be haunted for the rest of your life oh yeah yeah. MaximillianMus might even start a war against you oh yeah yeah
Randi kid: Hi!
MaximillianMus: Go and fuck yourself oh yeah yeah
by ItzMe123Yeah January 22, 2019
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Maximillon

Name of a young man also sometimes confused with a prostituting trans gender
Dude did you see that Maximillon on the corner? It said it would give a pac man for $5.
by crazysumofabitch November 30, 2011
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maximilian james robert haley

he is an absolute lad with a penis ranging from 100 - 110 inches. also he is well fit and has at least 5 girls on him at a time.
person 1: look its maximilian james robert haley!
person 2: you dont say look how many girls their are... and the size of those trousers!
by jessssssss da bruda November 12, 2013
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maximum exposure

"Hey wanna watch Max X with us?"
"No,I'm gonna have my teeth drilled on instead."
by 0niTTRay March 11, 2004
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Maximilliano

A short Mexican kid who has a SICK wolf tattoo on his upper right back.

Thinks he's a badass

Small dick.

Loves girls named Carly.
That kid must be named maximilliano
by isaac_bahr January 16, 2017
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