Jayden

Fat,lazy, plays a lot of video games and is a sore loser. Makes sure he's always right and is spoiled. And makes his mom do everything for him.

*all he does is play video games?*
*Yeah Jayden is really fat*

by Bruh69 November 29, 2014

jaden

Most Jaden's have aa cone shaped head as a kid. Jaden's are very very very tall and they are pinheads

Wow look at That cone-like skyscraper.... oh wait that's just Jaden

by pinhead Jaden December 7, 2016

Jaden

Fat chubby kid with the last name spatcher

"That kids fat That s definitely Jaden."

by Chubby Kid 44 September 16, 2018

Jayden

A jayden is a manhoe. What I mean by that is he will date a girl then break up with her for her best friend. Then her breaks umm with that girl for her best friend. And when that ends he goes right back to the first girl. He goes in a cycle.

Dates girl after girl
That's a jayden

by Belgr October 28, 2018

Jaden

A weird ass girl that talks about her hairy nipples and butt. Loves to fart and marinate in her own period blood.

"You're so disgusting! Can we open the window? Jaden just shit her pants!"

by Dippledong123 November 13, 2018

jayden

jayden is a cunt on a stick

a jayden made this

by fuck the tree July 30, 2017

Jayden

Jayden is the biggest fuckboy ever. He will always talk about hooking up even when you don't want to talk to him. He thinks he is cute as fuck, but in reality, he is a dusty ass mother fucker and has a tic tac size dick

Friend: oh my god, Jayden texted me about hooking up again

by dallasvan August 13, 2017