Filthy Francis

"The Classiest Way to Kill Yourself" The Filthy Francis is a cocktail served in a martini class. It's made up of an ounce of bleach, a shot of battery acid, A razorblade garnish, and crushed glass sprinkled on the edge. Shaken not Stirred.

Person 1- "Hey did you finish that giant packet Mrs. Smith assigned?"
Person 2- "Ya she's the worst, I wish she would just drink a filthy francis!"
Person 1- "That'd make all our lives easier."

by fissile_toasty June 13, 2016

one fifty

to stab some one

by dan April 30, 2003

filthy jose

The act of pulling your pants down and defecating on a crouching, unsuspecting co-worker.

Frank was installing the ceramic tile in the entry way, lost in his own world, so I dropped a filthy jose on him.

by Customrolla October 23, 2008

Filthy Slipper

1- To slip something filthy into someone's mouth.
2- A derogatory name to call a homeless person.

Definition A
Person 1 - What happened last night?
Person 2 - He got attacked by a filthy slipper.

Definition B
There are too many filthy slippers in Oxford.

by actualrealityactupfightaids January 9, 2010

Fifth-nation syndrome

A term used to connote the state of a (third world) entity (nation/ organisation/ company) unable to occupy the numero uno position in scientific or technological advancements but compelled to play catch up with the breakthroughs of more advanced entities.

Former (Indian) president APJ Abdul Kalam said India is suffering from a fifth-nation syndrome as it is always the fourth or fifth nation to launch any mission like the space mission or nuclear programme

Apple's victory in its law suit against Samsung vindicated its stand that the latter copied the American co's original design. Samsung never comes up with anything original, it suffers from a fifth-nation syndrome.

by Common Man August 26, 2012

Filthymoses

When you unintentionally get your girlfriend's period blood in your beard, and it forms a part. (Not to be confused with a Dirty Magnum).

I just performed cunilingusand noticed blood and a part in my beard, laughed and thought "ha ha filthymoses"

by Zandhuisen February 18, 2013

filthy little urchin

An unkempt child, usually displaying dripping mucous and a food stained mouth.

That filthy little urchin nearly wiped his nose on me!

by Sleepingdogish September 24, 2013