Dylan

Dylan can be an extremely terrible people. He will trick and manipulate you in every situation. He never takes responsibility for his actions and will always make himself the victim. He spreads gossip and starts drama, even though he says he doesn’t. He’s not very smart and is especially bad at biology. None of the teachers like him because he sings obnoxiously loud in class trying to seem funny. No one in his group likes him and they all talk bad about him behind his back. Everyone is embarrassed to be associated with him. Eventually he burns the bridges to all his friendships and once he hits his 20s he will be completely alone.

Boy: hey are u friends with that Dylan K kid??
One of Dylan’s friends: nah I don’t really know him he’s kinda weird

by Papajohns June 8, 2019

Dylan Cox

Believer of Apex Legends supremacy.
Symptomatic of many illnesses.
6'1 tall.
6 phone cases for a singular phone.
Remembers too much information.
Uses the internet non stop.

Dylan Cox is an immaculate specimen.

by Sudonimm November 7, 2021

Jack dylan grazer

A boy that seems sweet but turns out to be a total dick

"did you hear that Jacob and Millie broke up?

"oh no why"
"he cheated and verbally abused her"
"Oh damn, so he pulled a Jack Dylan grazer"

by consideryourselfcanceled April 16, 2018

Dylan

A incrediblely hot guy but is a real douche and will block you on social medias and will not say anything to you when your at his house while yall have texted for about a month or two he won even say hey

Girl 1: that guy is really Hott I wonder if he is a Dylan
Girl 2: he is. he is being a douche to that chick

by Bae! February 15, 2015

Dylan Evans

He has a tiny penis and loves to rape children and is a registered sex offender he loves to stick rhino dick in his mouth he always watches dog and furry porn he stinks like dick cheese and has a 10 pack of abs

Girl#1 call the cops

Guy#2 wtf is he fisting that little boy

Dylan Evans

by Poop toucher 780 January 2, 2020

Dylan

Dyaln's are generally charming and incredible, perfect at first glance. They make great friends and will always be there for you....well, for girls anyway. They are extreme flirts and tend to lead girls on a lot!
If you date a Dylan, he will make you feel amazing and beautiful. But will make life hard for you as he is very very sensitive and will get upset over very small things.

Most boys don't like Dylan's very much, as they do not like his opinionated ways and smart ass comments, combined with his stubborn streak.

Dylan's will get attached to girls very easily and will fall out of love as quickly as they fell in it.

No stranger to lies, he can break your heart in a flash and does not like to take the blame or take any responsibility.

However, he will forever hold a place in your heart.

Girl 1: OMG. That boy is incredible!
Girl 2: Yeah, you'll want to stay away from him.
Girl 1: why?
Girl 2: He's a Dylan.

by alasa99Xx December 14, 2010

Tom DeLonge

Tom Delonge is currently the only well-known member in the band "Angels and Airwaves" (also known as AVA). He is infamous for breaking up the band "blink-182" (which consisted of Delonge, Mark Hoppus, and Travis Barker). Delonge is known also for having incredibly 'whiney' vocals and being unable to pronounce his "h"s while singing. The band he is currently affiliated with (Angels and Airwaves) is known for making superficial songs and albums.

"fuck Tom Delonge. He broke up the best band ever, blink-182."

by bethany a. December 24, 2007