Dick Cunt Fuck
A method of valuing certain stuff on fucking stupid financial statements that's really boring and stupid and gay and sucks shit.
A method of valuing certain stuff on fucking stupid financial statements that's really boring and stupid and gay and sucks shit.
Question: "Dude, what is the value of those deferred assets in the company balance sheet?"
Answer: "I don't know, asshole. You haven't done the DCF (dick cunt fuck) you fucking jerk."
Answer: "I don't know, asshole. You haven't done the DCF (dick cunt fuck) you fucking jerk."
by Ballzinyerface March 19, 2010
Get the DCF mug.Instead of just stopping by and finding your friend lounging naked in his house, you call, email or text a 'dick check' which warns your friend to put his damn pants on before you get there!
Before going to Condor's house, we emailed a dick check (d.c.), so as not to get a dick shot. (see dick shot!)
by gardengirl2009 July 16, 2009
Get the dick check (d.c.) mug.Ever since I installed SP2, this blasted PC exhibits DCS by lipping off, (see lip off}, at me about the stupidest things instead of doing the task I gave it.
by Downstrike September 13, 2004
Get the DCS mug.DCB is an acronym which stands for double cock block. This is a situation when two males (of any species) are trying to have pleasurable moments together and then are disrupted by the addition of other individuals. Hence delaying their intimate rendezvous, much like ice water to the crotchal region.
Danyel: (walks into dimly lit room) Jared! Edward! What are you doing!?
Jared: Danyel! Nothing, nothing! (stops foot shaking with Edward)
Danyel: Well, I thought I saw you two.....uhh...
Jared: You totally just DCB'ed us!
Edward: ARF!
Jared: Danyel! Nothing, nothing! (stops foot shaking with Edward)
Danyel: Well, I thought I saw you two.....uhh...
Jared: You totally just DCB'ed us!
Edward: ARF!
by Edwardlover68plus1 July 27, 2010
Get the DCB mug.Detective Chief Inspector. Chief Inspector (Ch Insp) is a rank used in police forces which follow the British model. In countries outside Britain, it is sometimes referred to as Chief Inspector of Police (CIP).
Detective Chief Inspector (DCI) is usually the minimum rank held by a Senior Investigating Officer (SIO), who heads major investigations (into murder, for example), and a pool of these officers usually works out of force headquarters or major police stations. The senior Criminal Investigation Department (CID) officer in each Basic Command Unit (BCU) usually also holds this rank.
Detective Chief Inspector (DCI) is usually the minimum rank held by a Senior Investigating Officer (SIO), who heads major investigations (into murder, for example), and a pool of these officers usually works out of force headquarters or major police stations. The senior Criminal Investigation Department (CID) officer in each Basic Command Unit (BCU) usually also holds this rank.
The DCI is interrogating a suspect.
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