Coffee

It's like batteries, but for people.

Everyone shall die if I don't get my coffee soon

by IDIDATHING March 5, 2016

coffeelingus

The act of licking bare the dried, frothy remnants of a long black from the inside rim of your cup so as to ingest every last bit of caffeine possible.

Gad, would never have survived the meeting had I not gone coffeelingus on that last cuppa!

by bumbagpoida April 14, 2016

coffeeaholic

Someone addicted to drinking coffee.

Sharon- "Ashley is such a coffeeaholic"

by YoItsash July 26, 2016

coffee and a smoke

It's the new Netflix and Chill but when in public or with friends. How to ask your partner for sex in front of people... Coffee and a smoke..

Hey babe should we go for a quick coffee and a smoke??

by Skimpies On Tour May 14, 2016

coffee

No definition here, Just what you need to do...
Leave me alone to drink my coffee in peace.

need coffee, coffee good.

by Minicoopstar11 August 7, 2016

Coffee neck

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee neck. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee neck, just kidding.

by Equal crack October 2, 2016

coffeefee

The approximate amount of money spent on coffee per month.

My coffeefee is extrem high this month.

by PrehistoricPotato December 12, 2016