boardroom boner 

When you get a raging hard on from day dreaming about sex in a boring meeting, often seconds before it ends.

Does anyone think Mike is paying attention to the presentation? Nope he's got a big boardroom boner! Quick take his briefcase and make him walk out proud.

boardroom boner by P90SEX June 10, 2016

Fashion Boarder 

Someone who skateboards (happens mostly in longboarding) only for the sake of being seen on said board or just so they can say they skate. Happens A LOT in girls with longboards that just like to cruse and be seen on them.

Usually come equipped with a Sector nine

Look at all these fucking fashion boarders man! I bet none of them can even slide

Fashion Boarder by DistanceSkater July 13, 2011

cock boarded 

When you get force to choke on cock as a torture methods.

Ya I got messed up last night found my self getting cock boarded

cock boarded by shovel breaker May 27, 2019

Mark Boardman 

the one and only milf from the hit band lovejoy, sure he’s ginger but that doesn’t take away from his milfing power

“did you see that Mark boardman from the hit band lovejoy, he’s everyone’s favourite milf”

Mark Boardman by Neo_535 May 4, 2023

Bardia 

Cant describe humans by their names. But the Bardia that we have encountered is a delicate person who can be described as an honest, fun, and humble human being who is always there for his friends and can cheer them up with his humor. He can be a very nice and genuine friend that would stick up with you. And no, he is not autistic or cancerous.

Bardia can be defined as not the autistic one.

Bardia by cant deal with this bashar April 10, 2021

Bardeszy 

the absolute hardest possible thing to do ever

Damn the last cup is always bardeszy

Bardeszy by Mysterious_onion7789 July 8, 2022

Irritable Barden Syndrome 

A disease in the category of mental retardation. The center of a mammal's brain is taken over by Dringi. The disease causes the host to always be irritable, as if there is a huge wooden thorn in their left foot. Typical side effects are a whooping cough and Mononucleosis for 17 years. There is only one creature known to have this unfortunate disease.

I am not feeling well. I think I have Irritable Barden Syndrome.

Irritable Barden Syndrome by 1011B January 29, 2014