Definitions by DistanceSkater

Ogre Womp 

To hit, strike, smack, slap or slamp any object with the force of an Ogre.

"He grabbed that fish out of the water and Ogre Womp'd it against a rock"

Ogre Womp by DistanceSkater April 24, 2017

Rollback Whale 

Much like the humpback, Rollback whales are known for their large size and peculiar shape when compared to other mammalia. Their main habitat is Wal Mart, where roll back prices are abundant. Too large to move under their own power they rely on small electronically powered vehicles to move them about the store.

"Holy shit dude, so many Rollback Whales at Wal Mart today, this one had to be at least 400lbs"

Rollback Whale by DistanceSkater December 31, 2011

Fashion Boarder 

Someone who skateboards (happens mostly in longboarding) only for the sake of being seen on said board or just so they can say they skate. Happens A LOT in girls with longboards that just like to cruse and be seen on them.

Usually come equipped with a Sector nine

Look at all these fucking fashion boarders man! I bet none of them can even slide

Fashion Boarder by DistanceSkater July 13, 2011