Shat Attack

A game in which players attempt to defecate in the funniest place.

That summer camp was bomb, but only because Willy Shat Attack the lifeguard tower.

by Jonathon M. Coatsworth January 1, 2009

pussy attack

When a girl springs up high enough and far enough to make pussy to mouth contact on an unexpected person. Typically in anime

e.i. Friend: dude how is that even possible

Me: What?

Friend: That girl just pussy attacked you

Me: What? Come on! Thats not even possible!

Friend: well apparently it is

by Tiecoonracoon August 11, 2014

SPAZZ ATTACK!

To be declared when anyone shows themself to be a spazz . You could also say, "WIPEOUT!" Alternatively, "SPAZZ ALERT!"

*I fall down*
my bff: SPAZZ ATTACK!

by ___Amaya Sakaruta July 5, 2010

sneak attack

It is when you are sitting there minding your business and all of the suddun you start sweating because you have to shit so bad. if you don't make it to a toilet you will shit yourself. it usually happends in the most inconvenient moment like being on a first date with someone or you are in mexico with no indoor plumbing or in an area with onlt johnny on the spot available.

After eating that taco bell it gave me a sneak attack.

by Teabagette April 12, 2005

cack attack

to squirt jizz on your knuckles and punching someone in the face

my ho was being a bitch so i cack attacked her.

by unclestevesy February 1, 2008

sneak attack

while a woman is going down on a guy she pretends to play with his balls, then slips a finger in his rectum.

Erika performed a sneak attack on her boyfriend, now he walks funny.

by Erika JJ April 8, 2008

Mnooklear Attack

The type of desperate attack in which public health officials and drug companies hire hack writers to deliver their talking points. Sometimes involves hiring drug addicts and those who like tomato frosting. The main goals of Mnooklear Attacks are to protect shareholders, to keep CDC staffers out of jail, and to hide their causal roles in the autism epidemic.

Did you see the Mnooklear Attack on universally respected journalist Robert MacNeil?

by 1in91 May 30, 2011