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United statian

Some thing fucking idiots say, usually people who don’t want to offend anyone.
Joe: Bill where were you born?
Bill: The United States of America.
Joe: so your a United statian.
Bill: ....what?
by Martha stewartson June 8, 2018
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Hip Hop Gas Station

A gas station you drive by at night, and the gentlemen with baggy clothes, along with women dressed like prostitutes, give the illusion that the gas station in case is currently filming a hip hop music video.
I drove to the Conoco to get gas, but realized that it was a hip hop gas station, and decided to risk trying to find another station in a less ghetto part of town.
by dpeters37 September 13, 2011
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Statist

A term created by Ayn Rand. ( one of the only things she did unbiasedly and honestly.) A person who worships or shows unnatural devotion to the state, be it a country or city or literally a state (indirectly or directly it does not matter, consciously or subconsciously both are possible.) An example would be someone who speaks as though the law defines right and wrong, simply "because". To elaborate- believing the law defines right or wrong because it was made by the state is an example. For whatever reason, there are many people like this guilty of these tendencies. Consciously and subconsciously people can act and be statist or show beliefs in statism. Another example could be someone who would follow a order from a state official (meaning government official -and/or someone who works for the state) blindly just "because". For whatever reason, if it's a blind reason like because the state is right or the state is like God "you must obey". If you were to say, do something a cop commanded in fear for your life, that is not statist, but if u were to blindly listen and follow, that is statist.
Guy 1: stealing is always wrong! The law says so!
Guy 2: you sound like a statist. Your devotion is the same as those that would run into a building with bombs on them because they believed some government or religious power or entity told them to.
by WordsofTruth217 December 29, 2014
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Statix

Someone who plays an MMORPG and thinks they are god. Statix's are overly confident about their status in the game and each time they get owned (which happens a lot) they play it off as luck. This person is usually extremely poor and borrows items to make their status appear elevated.
"Did you see that nub get owned?"
"Yeah, what a Statix!
by WhatANub June 16, 2011
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stati

The plural of status.
Hey Bill how many Stati can this Project have?
by Glenn Powell April 5, 2006
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The Stationary

When a male holds his fist in a stationary posistion on a waist high table and inserts his penis into the gap of the fist, thus leading him to feel like he is having authentic sexual intercorse.
"I walked in on steve, while he was performing the stationary on himself, And he ejaculated all over my desk."
by Curt & Jeff March 24, 2005
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Static

Static: verb
In popular surf culture to start some static means to go skating. The static is a reference to the friction of the wheels to the ground and when the tail or nose hits the ground.
"I grabbed my board and went to start to some static."
Sublime: Ball and Chain-
"And I wanna start some static but I cant afford,
To slam to the ground when I fall off my skateboard.
by Will Delahunty June 17, 2006
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