ba·by sau·sage Noun.
An urban myth: A sausage made my blending a baby with select herbs and spices and then stuffing the ground baby meat into the placenta that it recently departed with. Served boiled or grilled, often with a side (ironically) of baby carrots and baby potatoes.
An urban myth: A sausage made my blending a baby with select herbs and spices and then stuffing the ground baby meat into the placenta that it recently departed with. Served boiled or grilled, often with a side (ironically) of baby carrots and baby potatoes.
The Pro-Life promoters outside the RNC thought that the sausages they were served where just called baby sausage because they were small, but in an amusing twist, they were actually fresh Baby Sausages made in the alley behind them.
by Dman-5 October 20, 2008
Get the Baby Sausage mug.This term refers both to a man's penis and his cum. It's toxic because the said male likely ingested something gross (toxic) which if you have sex with him could end up inside you via his cum.
"I don't want your toxic sausage inside me"
or more specifically:
"I don't want your swiss cake roll toxic sausage inside of me" - Used when your man has eaten too many swiss cake rolls in one day and wants to have sex so you know he's gonna slip his toxicity inside you
or:
I don't want your MSG chinese toxic sausage inside me.
or more specifically:
"I don't want your swiss cake roll toxic sausage inside of me" - Used when your man has eaten too many swiss cake rolls in one day and wants to have sex so you know he's gonna slip his toxicity inside you
or:
I don't want your MSG chinese toxic sausage inside me.
by Nicki Cole July 7, 2009
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Get the polish sausage mug.This is where a man uses his sausage to cum over another man's sausage. It is then taken around the town so that other villagers may taste it! This local delicacy and tradition is done quarterly and usually by those who have just started puberty.
Bob: Ooargh, you've got my sausage now give it to the Reverend and let him have the taste of the sperm
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