Smartard

Someone who is preoccupied with considering unnecessary questions that are superficially profound, but have no utility of any kind.

Are you a mind with a body, or a body with a mind?

Shut the fuck up, smartard.

by AlienInTheAttic February 7, 2021

fb smartass

Someone who never likes your post or pics they only comment to be a smartass or to try to prove tou wrong.

I have to delete this FB smartass comment some dickweed left on my status.

by Tabbywhacker December 26, 2016

Schrödinger’s Smartass

A person who posts or says things (usually in reaction to something they know nothing about) in an attempt to seem smart and decides whether they were correct based on the consensus of people around them.

Guy: holy shit social media is full of schrödinger’s smartasses.

Bruh: what do you mean?

Rando nigga: people who try to be smart but only keep saying shit if people agree with them, bunch of pussies really.
Guy: yeah, what he said.

by Don't pre order April 4, 2020

Smarthistory

Someone who is insanely smart in Art History.

I like to show off my knowledge of smarthistory when i go to the Met Museum.

by Rococothund3r October 21, 2010

smarma-knee

The ticklish area behind your knee

Do you have a ticklish smarma-knee?

by hbarrowXx January 15, 2011

smart finish

Chinese English for happy ending.

Praveen paid an extra twenty dollars to the sexy masseuse for the smart finish.

by knowledgegrief August 6, 2011

smart block

to steal one's idea to look smarter

Andrew: "The steam engine was catalyst of the scientific revolution."
Leo "I just said that, Andrew totally smart blocked me."

by rainbomonkeybuttsex November 21, 2011