serial starter

a craft person who starts many projects without finishing them. Someone who has several Works In Progress (WIP) without any or very few finished projects.

John doesn't have just one work in progress. He has 20! He's a serial starter.

by CreativeChaos June 9, 2020

guatemalan fire starter

Doing anal raw with no lube after Taco Tuesday.

My wife said she wanted to do a Guatemalan fire starter so I had to cook some tacos!

by SmegmaPancake May 10, 2019

Shart

Shart: (Sh-ahrt)

1. v: To unintentionally defecate in one's own pants while attempting to pass gas.

2. n: A mixture of feces and flatulence accidentally expelled from the anus while attempting to pass gas. Typically accompanied by stained underpants and an unpleasant aroma.

Oh man, I've got to go. I just sharted.
Dude that pet store smelled like a shart.
Just when I thought this day couldn't get any worse; Shart Attack!!

by Goldenboy08 August 6, 2011

Shart Plug

(shart plug) from shit and fart first then plug.

A device that prevents butt sauce from leaking to exterior areas such as clothing when a shart occurs.

John saved his pants since he installed a shart plug.

by Justin Bond August 16, 2011

shart

it is when you think you are going to fart, but you really shit your pants

My friend sharted in his sleep and it got all over his sheets

by ctdrummer April 28, 2012

scartch

1. To screw up

2. A tool used to destroy things

1. "Donny, you scartched everything!"

2. "Hey Nick, can I borrow your pencil scartchinator?"

by tdiguy123 October 27, 2013

Sarthusiasm

A condensed version of being sarcastically enthusiastic.

Son: Dad look at my project!
Father: *sarcasm*Oh Wow!!!! That is incredible!!

Son: Wow Dad, thanks for the sarthusiasm

by Supermrgolf November 25, 2013