Trojan pants

trO-j&n 'pantz
noun plural

1a : any of the tight-fitting women's pant styles that create a false impression of the firmness and/or shapeliness of the wearer's posterior 1b: designer-brand pants bought at excessive cost specifically for the purpose of tricking men into believing that the wearer has "a nice ass"

2 : an artificial support or padded undergarment that creates the illusion of the wearer having a "peach bottom"

Dude, remember that girl with the nice ass from the restaurant? Well it turned out those were Trojan pants. I got ambushed by the real ass last night. Egad!

by C. Echols September 5, 2006

dance pants

pants usually worn by goth people. they have lots of chains and zippers and neon colored stitching. they are excessivly baggy.

Did you see all of those dance pants at Hot Topic?!

by mmminaaa December 10, 2008

Sausage Pants

A pair of stretchy, skin-tight, lululemon / athletic pants that make every girl look like they are wearing sausage skin as pants. They also make every girls ass look phenomenal - yes, every girl.

That girl's sausage pants are out of control - you can see every bump in her rump.

by johnson freebone November 30, 2009

nerd pants

pants that are too short. they're not capris, but they're not long pants either. they are annoying. they go up to your ankles, and usually only nerds wear them.

That boy's nerd pants are so annoying!

by 7upchickenduck January 24, 2010

sick in the pants

1. diarrhea
2. an unexpected anal lahar

Aaron's night of partying with the cheerleader was cut short when he became sick in the pants.

by Stu J. July 28, 2007

Through The Pants

Through the pants (or TTP), was a phrase coined during the initial rise of Halo 2 multiplayer. “Through the pants” implies that your opponent just got raped to such a severe and embarrassing extend that the removal of pants was not required, for either party present during the commission of said rapeage.

“Curtis, can you see me teabagging your corpse? I know you like it, all rough like this. Through the pants!”

“TTP, you suck!”

by LeonardWashington January 23, 2013

baggy-pants

an archaic term meaning to either a) leave ones computer terminal unlocked and unattended, or b) let a usenet group know that someone has left their terminal unattended by posting a message proclaiming that they wear baggy pants.

sense a)
"I baggy-pantsed the other day (as i am a useless M$ windows user) and someone wiped out my work"

sense b) posted on a usenet group -
"hello my name is useless windows user and i waer baggy pants"

by obi1666 February 19, 2003