New Jersey - Part 6

Last part, part 6 of how amazing NJ is which I can't put all in 1 part because of the character limit.I feel like you're about to say "Oh this guy talks so much about jersey" Yes. I talk about Jersey. I FUCKING LOVE JERSEY. IT'S MY STATE. Our state motto would be "Unwarranted Confidence, Unlimited Attitude." WE LOVE OUR STATE. WE ARE PROUD LITTLE MOTHERFUCKERS AND WE WILL STAY LIKE THAT. Also yes we have very amazing school system, better than something like Alabama's or Idaho's, we keep our state not smelly (granted, part of the GS parkway can get smelly but that space takes up like 5% of the state, which is not much.) Also yes Toyota is pretty much the only car you see. We have a very high Asian Population (That includes countries that aren't china btw) and we probably have at least 90% of all the emo kids in the country.
I have a lot more to say about our amazing state but I'm getting tired of typing and I've spent like almost an hour on this shit, so bye bitches i might make a continuation with parts 7-12 sometime if I get really bored but don't expect me to.

That's the end of New Jersey - Part 6 (and the end of this huge ass thing)

by Stroughbries2763 September 3, 2022

Part-time Post

When people make shit up just to use icons on Facebook, and they do it well.

A post that is somewhat true not telling the whole truth.

I can see and tell this bitch is full of it, "Part-time Post".

With all these Part-time Posts I can't tell whose real and whose fake.

Y'all some Part-time Posting ass bitches!

by Lena Diamond December 19, 2013

Omitting the part that matters

And that is why trivialize.

Hym "See, you say that but really you're just omitting the part that matters and obfuscating what is actually going on so that you can push a message that will convince people to allow you to tilt the scales I your favor indefinitely."

by Hym Iam January 10, 2025

slingin’ parts

To sell automotive parts, commonly aftermarket performance parts. Someone who slings parts is immeasurably envyed by people in the car community.

Yo, I heard he’s slingin’ parts for that shop off Main St.

by R9l0plor February 21, 2019

Private parts

(_(__| = Buttocks.

\¡/ = Vulva.

8=D = wiener.

(.)(.) = boobiez

Private parts are these things that people in those porn website displays, and they do weird stuff with them in those porno vids.

by EMD F59PHI August 12, 2024

Target part

A lame party usually held my meth addicts and is filled with hard drugs and sadness

“Dang dude did you go to the target party”

“Yea that shit was lame”

by Heheh and July 12, 2022

Story - Part 1

MAIN CHARACTERS:
Oliver is a nerd. Try hard be cool.
Milly and Molly are friends.

Other people are just random people names that I thought of.

By the way below is for entertainment purposes only, includes drama. Please stop reading if you don't want entertainment or dramatic things in your sight.

Story - Part 1, just a story I have made.
Girls:
Hey look! Theres Oliver there!
Woah he's looking hotttttt. He's mine for prom for SURE!
NO MY PROM DATE!
No mine!
NO, I said it FIRST!
WELL I NEVER CARED! HE'S MINE! I'm sure he'll fall for me.
No! He's MINEEEEEEEE!

Oliver:
Wassup girls.

Girls:
Actually haha... Forget what I said. He's all yours to prom.
Forget about what I said too! He can be yours for prom, I'll look for someone else.
Nah gurl I'll give him to you. You said you wanted him to be yours for prom after all haha.
No he's yours!
NO YOURS!
No yours!!
No, YOURS!
NOOOOOO YOURS FOR PROM!

Oliver:
You guys can choose, either way I'll grab you to prom, the chosen one of course.

Girls:
Molly= I'm choosi-
Milly= Heyyy Oliver you can uhh.... CHOOSE MOLLY BYE!
-Milly runs away-

Molly= Um, bye!!

Oliver:
Nah, you're coming with me to prom.

Molly= NO I-
-Molly gets grabbed by Oliver-

NOTE:Want part 2 of the story?
Find "Story - Part 2"!
It's not ready now, but I will make it tomorrow. Keep your eyes on the name of "Story - Part 2"!

by angel_messenger August 26, 2022