Pengina

When vagina fat is so visibly large it is mistaken for a penis. Furthermore, when the labia of a woman's vagina are abnormally large and/or hang extremely low, they are mistaken for a penis. For example, when a woman is running, and her large, long labia slap her thighs, she chafes her pengina.

When Julia is exercising, her large, long labia slap her thighs, causing her to chafe her pengina.

by Laura's Bush February 24, 2010

pendical

pendical is a penis that gang bangs turds.

suck my ass bitch.

by Bizky Weedman September 9, 2003

Peni

The plural form of penis.

Did you see all those peni? They were yugely perplexing with their atteetudes.

by Danielle June 4, 2003

Pencil Dick

Pencil Dick is Anal Retentive with Pencil.

Pencil Dick Talks like he has a Pencil in his ass.

by Bill Kennedy October 24, 2007

pencil

Masturbating thing.
to shove up your fanny and have some fun with it.

i use a pencil to masturbate

by GayboSex November 13, 2007

German Pencil Sharpener

The act of cutting a whole into a living or nonliving human being's head and fornicating with the wound

That German Pencil Sharpener made my shlong extra sharp!

by slicky brown nipples March 21, 2009

pencil pusher

One who sells pencils at the local street corner
or
One who pumps lead into bystanders.

Ticonderoga called the cops on Fundo for illegally selling pencils. Fundo was labeled a pencil pusher.

by authOOr June 27, 2006