penile predicament

One having severe Problems with One's Penis. (Mr. SuggleFutz) its related to genital warts but not limited to.

Sir Darby: "My dear sir, What ever is the matter?"
Me: "Darby, I am seem to be having difficulty extracting my penis from this dog's anus"
Sir Darby: "egads! A penile predicament!"
Me: "Oh I say, Righto!"
Sir Darby: "What a folly!"

by Adam Mills May 8, 2003

pencildick

A descriptive word used to describe a dick with little girth.

the women he had sex with often refer to him as a pencildick.

by ootmtoo May 24, 2008

percilla

Crazy, will not take anything from anyone, fun to be around and doesn't care what her boyfriend looks like. She is unique just like her name and you would want to be her friend. Some times aggressive but does care about you.

1: Have you seen that girl Percilla?
2: Yea i heard rumors about her but she doesn't care and that's cool.
1: I like her name its unique and she seems cool.

by max_10 November 6, 2014

penicillin money

n. money set aside, when budgeting for a hooker's services, to pay for acquired infectious disease treatment, laceration repairs, forgiveness flowers etc.

Hey! You coming to Vegas or what! I know you got the itch again.

Actually, I've always got the itch ... on account of I didn't have any penicillin money last time we went.

by gnostic1 August 6, 2011

penilemouthimplant

the act of getting a penis rammed down your throat.

blowjob, head, cock sucking, play the skin flute,

by Tasha January 13, 2004

Penciled in

Someone who has been scheduled for a fuck.

"You busy tonight?"

"Yeah sorry. I've penciled in Kristin for an hour before work."

"Cool. That chick is a total freak."

"Yup, yup."

by pH Balance January 25, 2008

penilized

penilized means to be 'screwed' or 'fucked' whether you liked it or not

Why should this group get away with the same things other groups were penilized for?

by word warlock October 2, 2010