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may the lord open 

Prayer used to beseech divine intervention for someone afflicted with constipation and in the grips of a prolonged blum
I've been struggling all day to take a dump and all I have to show for it is a few crumbs. May the lord open.

fbi open up 

hentai uncensored loli?
oh I don't like where this is going.
kanna-san:Senpai....Deeeppeeerrr
fbi:fbi open up!
fbi open up by virtualsadboy June 15, 2018

she got you open 

a girl that got you doin' things that you wouldn't normally do
"man she got you open like a freeway at 3 in the morning"
she got you open by Mizz. Chris April 12, 2008

wide open beaver 

noun,
the image of a woman with her legs splayed proudly showing her glory for the world to see.
" where's that book of wide open beavers?"
Kurt Vonnegut in his book 'Breakfast of champions' beautifully illustrates the point.
wide open beaver by qwfwq July 27, 2006

half-open relationship 

A relationship in which only one of the couple is allowed to be unfaithful.
Last night, Xavier took advantage of his half-open relationship to bang a hot blonde Swedish girl. Silvie, his girlfriend, wants to have fika with her so they can discuss the experience.

Pooping with the door open 

An act of complete and utter superiority, usually preformed by the bravest people and Alphas.
Guy 1: Aw man, Jason is pooping with the door open again
Guy 2: What a fucking god