sex muffin

|seksˈməfən|
n.: a title given to a humorous, intelligent, and interesting acquaintance with whom all matters can be discussed without fear of judgement and with certain encouragement, and who will also engage in sexual intercourse if prospects of getting anyone else are found to be too dim. Abbr.: S.M.
"Daniel and I agreed that if neither of us is married by age forty, he'll be my sex muffin."
"My name is Sophie Plesniak, S.M."
by S.M.x2 January 09, 2010
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Fuck Muffin

A cute girl that is a real slut but not many people know it but get her in the right mood she is a freak!
Some Mormon girls are really Fuck Muffins
by Iwouldknow August 11, 2009
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stud muffin

A guy or girl who is beautiful and sexy to the opposite sex. A stud muffin is usually extremely cute and cuddly, and is a lover not a fighter.
check him out! cole is such a stud muffin! i mean, he's SO smooth!
by why does everyone have my name? November 17, 2007
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breast muffin

The bruise a woman gets when she attaches a swedish penis pump to her breast and engages in oral activities.
After my daughter was born, my wife was known to have a breast muffin or two.
by Chris M. Thompson August 09, 2005
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muffin bush

Phil always says he is studying for school, but since he is promiscuous, we all know his story if muffin bush.
by TomBeer April 03, 2007
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muffin-top

Muffin-top: When someone's fat spills out of their tight, or too low cut for their figure pants and hangs over the sides like a muffin. This phenomema usually occurs in tandem with what is supposed to be a belly shirt, but becomes a reason for someone else to start a diet.
That muffin-top over there makes me wanna puke...I think I wanna go to the gym today.
by Big Biotch March 28, 2006
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Pony Muffins

Horse poop, usually found on a trail. Usually used in polite company.
Whe we go for walks I have to watch carefully so my dog doesn't eat Pony Muffins.
by Stormguts BrightBlade April 13, 2006
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