fat moded coconut

See Javier Meija, a confused Mexican obessed with white women and their culture. Insists upon showing the natural world is 2 inch brown cock and talking about his merc.

"Hey, next week that fat moded coconut is getting married"

by Herbie Vershcmels November 11, 2004

Mondial

To describe a person or place

Taken from the Italian made Ferrari Mondial as the ugliest Ferrari ever made. Used as another term for babboon ass ugly, ass ugly, or just ass.

-Shut your mondial Travis!
-That chick looks like a mondial.
-That chick has a big mondial.
-Oh gawd thats definantly in mondial territory.

by James/Skeeter/Drex March 16, 2003

Monday afternoon

A mulatto male. If a Monday is a black male, then a Monday afternoon is a mulatto male.

Is that guy black or white? I think he is a Monday afternoon.

by fat ugly jamaican April 30, 2008

Wet Monday

To work from home. Usually as a result of the apathy felt on a wet monday morning.

Alexa didn't come into work today as she was having a Wet Monday.

by Ebi G August 30, 2006

Super Bowl Monday

1. The celebration day of the Super Bowl for all Americans and football fans in Asia. The time in which the Super Bowl airs in America is equivalent to the time people in Asia are watching it except the time zones are different by 12 hours, so while the US watches it on Sunday, it is Monday morning in Asia and people there still watch it. Work schedules, though lenient on these days, are still in motion.

2. Basically a Super Bowl hangover when you wake up wondering what happened, who won, and how much you drank. Basically a hangover plus all the Super Bowl stuff.

1. John: "Have a nice Super Bowl Sunday!"
Steve: "You forget that I live in China. We don't have Super Bowl Sunday. We have Super Bowl Monday."
John: "Oh cool! So, you don't have work do you?"
Steve: "Unfortunately, I do. Thanks for reminding me."

2. Brenda: "Want something to drink?"
Tony: "No thanks, I don't want a Super Bowl Monday tomorrow. Too much work."
Brenda: "Yeah. Ain't nobody got time for that!"

by Aintnobodygottimeforthat February 5, 2013

Moked Out

Completely fucked up on some sort of illegal substance.

I was so moked out last night bro; that i totally puked in my britches dude.

by bret. August 14, 2008

monday love

When you just can't wait for Monday to come, usually because you'll be back at school (or work), and you make a huge deal about how excited you are.

A: Oohhh.... I can't wait for Monday! I'm so excited!!!
B: You idiot! Why would you WANT to go to school???
A: Because then I can go to all my exciting classes!
*B leaves, realizing that A has "monday love"*

by Inspiratron February 11, 2008