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"500 mile rule" 

When ever you are 500 miles or more from your home and traveling alone without your other half (boyfriend/girlfriend or husband/wife) your actions are your own and you can not be held accountable for them.

Mostly in a sexual way.. murder someone and your sorry ass is still going to jail!!
I was at a conference in Vegas and totally hooked up with a hottie... You mean you cheated??? Nope I was covered under the "500 Mile Rule".. I'm all good.

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go the extra mile 

When someone goes above and beyond what is necessary.
"I was willing to go the extra mile for her until she fucked up"

mikesturbate

When you masturbate to a Michael Jackson Video, Song, Movie, or to thinking about Michael Jackson Sexually
I'm going to Mikesturbate to the in the closet music video.
mikesturbate by Lastchancebitch September 13, 2015
Mices is several groups of mice
"There are mices in Germany, Russia and India
Mices by ChanniiRob🤘🏻 August 15, 2016
Loving, sweethearted, mutual, and loving..But don't push her or use her .. Please believe me you won't have teeth.
mieshia will love u to death but will surely beat day ass while smiling ..
Mieshia by Poisonous taste January 30, 2017

Mexican Mile 

When your ride doesn't show up and you (and your amigos, if any) have to run to your destination. The more people, the better. Typically, wearing sombreros makes running a Mexican Mile more fun, thus giving it the name.
Our ride bailed out on us so we had to run a Mexican Mile to get to the party.
Mexican Mile by TheFiend138 June 16, 2014

Thotical Mile 

How far the average man can nut. Used for measuring the surface area of the thot.
Tim: Yo! How big was theshorty?
Tyrone: About 5 thotical miles.
Tim: Damn!!
Thotical Mile by Matthew Glasgow September 22, 2018