midget erection

When a normal sized man is having intercourse with a little woman doggy style, stands up and puts on a large pair of sweatpants while still inside her. He then leaves his house and goes for a walk with what appears to be a massive erection in his pants but is really just his fun sized partner going for a ride.
Did you see that guy on the street today? He either had a disease or a midget erection
by Kwaller11 October 25, 2017
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Mental Midget

Looney Left Wingers that only listen to and believe the talking points from their fellow colleagues. They don't look up the information and check much for themselves. They believe that Progressivism a.k.a. Socialism (then comes Fascism - Communism - Marxism) is better than Capitalism. That people can be put in a box not through hell. They have no common sense and are entitled to license whatever over complicated DSM pigeonhole box they are legally allowed for code billing. They'll throw you under the bus in negative context to protect themselves from liability and double under codes for more money.

Pretty much a Mental Midget is

a person who believes that one plus one equal three
1 + 2 = 3 because that is what he was indoctrinated by the Far Left to believe.

That's what government insurance employs
The mental midget is philophizing again.
by Egosdeathdoor March 19, 2023
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fridget midget

A small teenager who can't hug, kiss talk to girls and will occasionally pat their girlfriend (if they have one) on the end like a dog
OMG josh is such a fridget midget
by Joshlover March 21, 2017
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Midget league

A zone men 5’7 and under are subjected too being placed in a selection grounds for desperate women who need a tall, strong, handsome man for a social event but are not beautiful enough for one
Sally: Aw nuts all the hot guys are taken looks like I’ll be searching in the midget league
by Geiskahnawj December 07, 2019
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midget shower

When a midget stands over top of you and squirts onto your face.
A little person was in the mood and gave me a midget shower.
by ThyBeanster January 29, 2023
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Minnesota midget

While giving a blowjob the woman shoves an I've cube up the guys ass, causing his unit to shrink.
Hey babe grab the ice bucket you're getting a Minnesota Midget tonight.
by Reverend Jim Bob December 13, 2022
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Mean midget syndrome

Mean midget syndrome is mean man syndrome on steroids. A midget thinks he/she will out-anybody at everything, so a mean midget must be meaner and ruder than a mean man.
The midget with mean midget syndrome is gonna bust a beer bottle across the drunk guy at the bar's head if he keeps talking about how great the Sandhills is compared to living or being from anywhere else.
by Solid Mantis July 09, 2019
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