Mitchell

A strawberry/sandy blonde. A rare breed. He’s always going to make you laugh even during the hardest times, he will take care of you when youre sick, he has the patience of a saint, he’s logical but doesnt see things in only black and white and he’s someone you can call your best friend. If you fall in love with this kind of Mitchell, just know you arent getting someone who is “perfect” but someone that will only ever try to change for the better. The best thing about him is that he is so comfortable in his own skin that he isnt afraid to express his femininity. He’s a plant, an animal and Lebron lover. He’s loyal, honest and trustworthy. Love for him does not come easy but if youre the right person for him, he will express it in 101 different ways and show no signs of giving up on you. When youre around this kind of Mitchell you feel special, like youre the only person in the world. He is always going to be your cheerleader through any decisions you make and when youre as impulsive as I can be, this is a very adoring trait! There are endless amazing things you could say about this kind of Mitchell as there is no 1 word to fully incapsulate what type of person he is. So I will leave you with this, you will know once you have found this person and at first it won’t be easy, but do not give up on him. He will always try. He may not get it right the first time but he will always try. Putting in the time and effort to be with him will only ever gift you a lifetime of joyfulness.

If I can’t date Danny DeVito, Drew Barrymore or Ryan Reynolds, dating Mitchell is the next best thing

by CJDaDJ June 25, 2023

Michael Bay Film

A film genre popularized by film director Michael Bay, and his Transformers films.

A Michael Bay Film typically consists of over-the-top action, a weak story (usually with plot-holes), and a hot girl.

Guy 1: Did you see that new movie, Transformers?

Guy 2: Yeah, it was definitely a Michael Bay Film.

Guy 1: Huh?

Guy2: A bad story, cool special effects and action, and Megan Fox.

by ahriik March 14, 2011

The Michael Clayton

A new dance move based on the scene in the movie, Michael Clayton, where Michael (George Clooney) is running up the hill after his car is blown up. It is done by lifting the knees very high and running in place, while looking backwards over your shoulder at the girl/guy you're dancing with.

Colin: "Oh man, that guy is killing it on the dance floor. What are those moves called?"

Emily: "He's doing The Michael Clayton and he's doing it well."

by Awesome For Lyfe February 26, 2008

Hey! Vsauce, Michael Here.

The last thing you hear before being attacked by a bald man explaining how your body is not yours but a part of the sky and mars then suddenly describes how somebody from over 30 years ago touched the moon.

Hey! Vsauce, Michael Here.

W h e r e A r e Y o u r F i n g e r s ?

by Probably Somebody April 5, 2022

Mitchsexual

To be sexually attracted to Mitch Grassi

Bob: "I don't know which gender I'm attracted to, all I know is that Mitch is ridiculously gorgeous"
Jo: "I'm telling you man, your Mitchsexual. Just like eveyone else in this world"

by Scömìche77 November 16, 2016

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson was an extraordinary entertainer and visionary and a gifted musician who, unfortunately, was also the target of human evil. Despite giving so much pleasure to the world through his music and humanitarianism, he was wildly successful and rich, thereby drawing to himself charlatans, hucksters and just plain ol' greedy bastards—most of whom were members of the media. Jackson was also surprisingly shy, which explains why he didn't bare his private life to the world, thereby leaving him vulnerable to destructive tabloid speculation and ugly gossip. Ultimately, Jackson will go down in the annals of music history as one of the greatest entertainers who ever lived, as well as a kind and generous human being. I wish his well-raised children nothing but good memories.

Michael Jackson deserves to be lauded and applauded.

by LibelFreeZone December 10, 2012

Michael Phelps Syndrome

Michael Phelps Syndrome, or MPS for short, is an affliction whereby females mistakenly believe that a male is attractive based on his accomplishments or social status, despite his hideous appearance.

For the male version of MPS, see Miley Cyrus Syndrome.

Jenna: Wow, Michael Phelps is so hot.
Jane: No, you're just blinded his eight gold medals.
Jenna: But he's so cute.
Jane: Are you kidding? He looks like a retarded fish. You've clearly got Michael Phelps Syndrome.

by BBC_Entertainment March 13, 2009