libertarian poverty

Since anyone can provide *services *, any libertarian can theoretically contribute to the libertarian economy.
Unless they are just in libertarian poverty, which means that they are a virgin incel.
Here, services implies sexual services.

A: "I'm in libertarian poverty at the moment, because of these pesky women"
B: "Bro admit you're bitchless and go goon to your purist hentai lmfao"

by dadiamondarmor December 17, 2025

fa'leberty

when a person has so many friends on facebook they are recognized often in public....but have no clue how the person that recognized them knows him/her...

so at the local water park this chick comes up to Billy and starts talking to him like they were the best of friends....after she leaves I ask how he knows her and he said I don't know her....it must be my fa'leberty!!!!

by Ithunder9 June 16, 2010

economic liberty

Unbridled greed.

I exercised my economic liberty at Ampad when I worked at Bain.

by BainDrainsYouDry January 17, 2012

toe liberty

When your second toe is longer than your big toe

Colm has toe liberty.

by ColmHayden January 12, 2018

The Libertines

Hugely overrated bunch of middle class bagheads. Famous for producing mediocre indie music in the early 2000s

See those the libertines over there? Middle class bagheads

by garthbran August 22, 2018

snivel liberties

Cry-baby freedoms dat spoiled-brat-type whiningly protest dat they should be allowed.

Ethan Couch (and by extension, his absurdly-overindulgent "I'll buy da entire school if necessary" father) sure came up with a lot of snivel liberties dat he frettingly claimed he had when interacting with fellow humans.

by QuacksO February 12, 2021

Batesian Libertarianism

The political philosophy of someone that is too creepy for the Democratic Party while my too insufferable for the Libertarian Party. See also:

lolbert

This group is for people interested in forming a new political party based on the ideological principles of Batesian Libertarianism.

by SifuBates June 23, 2021