Lumpy Punany

A crotch that one initially thought was a vagina but turns out to be a penis.

Yo, bro, I was making out with someone I met at a bar, and I reached down and found out that she was a he. I was shocked to feel her lumpy punany.

by Larry from Kansas February 29, 2012

Lumpishness

Stupid or dull, clumsy or cumbersome. Likely the result of the effect from a member of the opposite sex.

She has distracted, confused and baffled me to a trifecta of lumpishness.

by Myzt November 5, 2012

lumpuckerooy

The wrinkles on the pads of fingures after being in water too long.

I've got lumpuckerooy from swimming too long!

by Scdoo72 October 7, 2013

lumpfish

Another word for a blobfish

The lumpfish (blobfish) is known for it's sad looking facial expression and this fish got it's look from radiation from the ocean at one point

by Blaine William pansy March 2, 2014

Lumpy Boy Milk

When your cum is old and got rotten it is lumpy when it comes out

That kid last night has lumpy boy milk

by Sr.10InchPenetrator February 16, 2015

lumps up

Getting really fucked up while partying. As in consuming lots of drugs & alcohol, then being awesome. Really just pulling a BMS & going bat shit crazy, it's fun really.

Holly & I are getting lumps up tonight !

by TheEroticPony April 7, 2015

Lumpy custard

Something or somebody that's difficult, problematic or troublesome.

My elderly mother can be lumpy custard.

by Paulsteven August 10, 2016