How to do intellectual masturbation:
1. Idolize theory, even though reality doesn't necessary go along with the theory
2. Find people who are agreed with your point of view (groupthink, filter bubble, echo chamber), and shut down any competing point of view
3. Nurture a superiority complex, that you're an Übermensch, you're far more intellectual than 99.9999999999…% hoo-mans around the world, and dwell inside your ivory tower instead of helping people out from their problems
4. Use any unnecessary words, terms, jargons, acronyms, backronyms, or any language styles that makes you sound intellectual (even though nobody asked)
5. Interrupt and change any discussion topic to become something intellectual when nobody asked
6. Justify unnecessary paywall for accessing knowledge
7. Put other's feet on your own shoes (a.k.a give them unsolicited advices based on your understanding and experiences, ignoring other's experiences)
8. Read any books that makes you look intellectual, even though you don't understand what do you read, and quote it every time you discussing, even though you don't know what are you talking about
1. Idolize theory, even though reality doesn't necessary go along with the theory
2. Find people who are agreed with your point of view (groupthink, filter bubble, echo chamber), and shut down any competing point of view
3. Nurture a superiority complex, that you're an Übermensch, you're far more intellectual than 99.9999999999…% hoo-mans around the world, and dwell inside your ivory tower instead of helping people out from their problems
4. Use any unnecessary words, terms, jargons, acronyms, backronyms, or any language styles that makes you sound intellectual (even though nobody asked)
5. Interrupt and change any discussion topic to become something intellectual when nobody asked
6. Justify unnecessary paywall for accessing knowledge
7. Put other's feet on your own shoes (a.k.a give them unsolicited advices based on your understanding and experiences, ignoring other's experiences)
8. Read any books that makes you look intellectual, even though you don't understand what do you read, and quote it every time you discussing, even though you don't know what are you talking about
by Sir. B April 9, 2021
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Incel (involuntarily celibate) Someone that's unable to have sex when they want to, or unable to be in a long term intimate relationship for whoever would even want to be in the 21st century.
Can describe a woman but mostly means, "all men" in the sexual sense, anyway.
Half of the internet is porn with a gazillion views for each video. If the average man isn't an incel, I don't know who is. An incel isn't always just a freak of nature.
"Incels" get a bad rap but they're often no different than any other man, except that they speak up about it. Most men don't want to reveal how "pathetic" they themselves are because society judges men by how much sex men have, as well as nature does, which makes men judge women.
Most men that aren't branded as incels either lie that they have sex more than they really do, or men won't openly talk about sex too much, or they'll exchange advice with each other on how to try to make sex happen.
By today's definition all husbands were "rapists" in the past, yet women were raised to be sexually accommodating. Men today are sexually suppressed.
Most/all men today are incels in the sexual sense, unless perhaps they're rich. A magical, sexy and sustainable gameshow host personality is unrealistic. Maybe 5% of the male population is an Adonis. Most complaints from married men/divorcees revolve around their wives/ex-wives being nags/controlling, legal liabilities, money issues, and not enough or no sex at all, yet they aren't branded as incels.
Can describe a woman but mostly means, "all men" in the sexual sense, anyway.
Half of the internet is porn with a gazillion views for each video. If the average man isn't an incel, I don't know who is. An incel isn't always just a freak of nature.
"Incels" get a bad rap but they're often no different than any other man, except that they speak up about it. Most men don't want to reveal how "pathetic" they themselves are because society judges men by how much sex men have, as well as nature does, which makes men judge women.
Most men that aren't branded as incels either lie that they have sex more than they really do, or men won't openly talk about sex too much, or they'll exchange advice with each other on how to try to make sex happen.
By today's definition all husbands were "rapists" in the past, yet women were raised to be sexually accommodating. Men today are sexually suppressed.
Most/all men today are incels in the sexual sense, unless perhaps they're rich. A magical, sexy and sustainable gameshow host personality is unrealistic. Maybe 5% of the male population is an Adonis. Most complaints from married men/divorcees revolve around their wives/ex-wives being nags/controlling, legal liabilities, money issues, and not enough or no sex at all, yet they aren't branded as incels.
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