Humpfilia 

A disease that makes people hump other people with no apparent reason.

Symptoms:
1. A desire to hump anyone you know or you don't know.
2. Uncontrollably pelvis movements.
3. Hornyness.

There's no cure or treatment for this disease. Live with it.

- OMG! A person with humpfilia is humping me! What should I do?
- Just stay there dude. Flow with it.

*hump* *hump *hump*

Humpfilia by Holy Crap Z e r o August 22, 2009

Humpsuit 

The clothing you wear exclusively to dry hump someone.

Yo, I went to Stacey’s house last night wearing my humpsuit

Humpsuit by rjb88 July 18, 2018

Crocodile Humper 

An Australian person that nobody likes.

Bro, you see that guy with the annoying accent over there?
Yeah, hes a crocodile humper

Crocodile Humper by Oorwlly January 20, 2023

Kris Humphries 

Married to Kim Kardashian for 72 days.

Will Kris Humphries' basketball career ever be taken seriously? I doubt it.

Kris Humphries by mtf November 18, 2011

guitar humper 

Noun: Typically a lead guitarist who appears to be copulating with his instrument whilst playing it.

That Ben Allison is a real guitar humper when he gets on stage.

guitar humper by The Roan December 12, 2004

Dry Humping Whore

A man or woman who enguages in heavy genital grinding while fully clothed. When it comes time to get naked and finish the deed the man/woman uses a lame excuse not to. Generally results in blue balls for the male.

Matt-"Last night Amanda was grinding on my cock but she wouldn't get naked and let me pound her gash."

Grant-"Yeah I've heard that about her, She's a dry humping whore."

Dry Humping Whore by Dee-Dub May 26, 2008

rug humper 

1. when humping a rug on a floor because its more attractive then the yeast factory your wife has between her legs

2. when youre so hard up for pussy but such a loser you cant get any, you resort to humping cats claw carpet towers

3. rug buned dick

hey ,, i was champion rug humper, the floor was use cause of my wifes yeast factory was brutally stanky

wow,,, rug humping this cats claw tower sure is cool and i dont have to get out of my chair

my dick hurts ,, its rug burned

rug humper by Dpcx Alpha Male August 26, 2009