Holiday Odds

The game of odds played when on holidays, where the probability is equal to 1 over the number of days left on holidays.

Example:
When there is 2 days left on your holiday so once called on odds you must do 2 to 1.

Guy 1: Holiday odds you'll ask that girl for her number?
Guy 2: Ok 3 to 1 so?
Guy 1 &2: 3..2..1.. 2!

by Pratroculas April 26, 2017

Holiday Hormonal Blend

the rearrangement of hormones in the human body that occurs as a person anticipates the enjoyment of a holiday or vacation

Today, the students seem more distracted than usual. Well, the Thanksgiving vacation starts soon, so it must be that Holiday Hormonal Blend!

(two days before the Memorial Day weekend in the USA) I’ve got the steaks sitting in marinade, and I must say that as for myself, my brain is already soaking in that Holiday Hormonal Blend!

Q: Who are the holiday-hormonal-blend challenged?
A: Workaholics.

by Rudee May 29, 2017

holiday succ

a blowjob given during the holiday season that everyone loves.

person 1- what are you doing next week?
person 2- i'm getting ready to give my annual holiday succ.
person 1- AGAIN!!???
person 2- you know it!!🎄😫💦

by im ready for that holiday succ November 9, 2017

holiday handjob

A festive want given by a female

"I wonder if she will give me a holiday handjob."

by Jsaggy April 21, 2018

Holiday home-wrecker

The fat Ho in the office who so pathetically desperate and lonely during the holiday season that she try’s offering herself to happily married men. Then to justify this disgusting act claims she is the married mans true soulmate.

The holiday home-wrecker is at it again. I told her she should try and spread holiday cheer I didn’t mean spread her legs.

by Hol9000 December 24, 2017

Hajidah

The most determined person. She is hot in person. She loves to do something beyond limit. Either study, daily routines, sex, exercise, sports, or eat, she tends to do excessively. She might knew already the outcomes of what she is doing but still insists to do to fulfill her own desire. She will after something until she satisfied. That makes she a strong powerful woman and very dependable one. She is so eager to get more until she is satisfied. She is not only strong outside the bed, but you might lose to her when it comes to sex.

A: Hi guys, we have got new classmate. Her name was Hajidah!
B: She looks hot!

A: Shhh.!! Don't you dare to touch her, or you will lose before you even get it. :)

by Kim Tan April 23, 2018

holidae

The perfect girl. Everyday with her is like a gift. She somehow makes you smile whenever you look at her. She’s the kind of girl you don’t want to lose once you’ve get her.

Man #1: Holidae and I have been dating for a year now
Man #2: She really is a keeper

by Ethanolafuel February 14, 2018