goblin

Goblin is a created fictional character that was created for an excuse when getting caught doing something.

Man 1: Hey did you tap me?
Man 2: No it was Goblin

by L1v3r5p0t5 October 8, 2006

Ass Goblins

When you shit and you swear you hear your poop snickering...

Oh I've got to poop!*POOP* *SNICKER* Oh those damn ass goblins!

by Tom the a$$hole July 1, 2008

knob goblin

a small/ugly girl, who can't get enough pink pork probing, a cock loving crotch goblin

i can't whait for that little knob goblin to say ahh and start knob gobbling like a true whore

by mr_paul May 18, 2006

green goblin

When someone is sleeping you take a pickle, cover it in whipped cream then shove it up the sleeping victims ass.

Matt Morrison is likely to get a green goblin if he invites me over to his house for pickles and whipped topping pastrys.

by jononomous September 2, 2005

goblinoid

Something which resembles a goblin or is of the same genus of creatures as goblins (including a goblin itself) - e.g. orcs, hobgoblins.

Can be used as noun or adjective.

There's some type of goblinoid creature in the corner of the group.

David Blunkett looks like some kind of goblionoid.

by Andy May 27, 2004

op goblin

An obscure term which originated in the 1990s and is another name for the Red-eye effect in photography.

"Do you see Johnny's red pupils in this photograph?" "They make him look like the Terminator." "Yeah, he's got a bad case of op goblin!"

by Old80skid September 11, 2013

coffee goblin

Any unorthodox or non-clearly identifiable source of coffee. If one is able to produce coffee without visiting the nearest coffee shop and without the aid of a coffee maker, there may be a coffee goblin involved.

Johnny excused himself, citing his need to go squeeze the coffee goblin.

by Yrmeje Ewebi December 19, 2017