wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy.

The start of a horrible song.

Ke$ha: wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy.
me: turns off the crap,

by Policegurl October 24, 2010

Feeping

Feeping:

to unknowingly "bo-get" while off in la-la land...
in simple terms - the act of passing gas while sleeping.

*** I'm laying in bed beside the most b.e.a.utiful girl as she sleeps.....correction - as she snores.
Her snoring ends and all that is heard travelling through my right ear into my left is ........*fart sound*

~it processes in the brain for a mili-second~

"she is f@$king FEEPING right next to me!"

by WiNNiE KaBBiE & JiLL-da-THRiLL May 8, 2010

Bird Feeding

A new branch of S&M where one throws up whatever is in one's stomach and your partner eats it.

Friend 1 "After having a fantastic dinner last night with my girlfriend we went home and I gave her a bird feeding."

Friend 2 "That is some heinous shit man"

by MnJarvis November 13, 2011

Mixed Feelings

Blake

Blake has Mixed Feelings about his wife.

by Jeremy Edoink The 3rd June 5, 2019

feeding the troll

When a person overreacts and replies to a troll.

trollguy775453432: mairo haz sux!!!!1!!11 miencruft iz betder
peter45: But Mario is an amazing game!
idontcare: I don't care. I don't want to be feeding the troll.

by yoshiguy January 11, 2016

bottom feeding dog slappa

A lazy bastid of New England origin, most likely seen drinking a Pabst Blue Ribbon or Shlitz while contemplating how to remove a stump from his property without damaging his trailer. Will often bum ciggarettes, money, beer, weed, or anything that has monetary value.

Hey ma, where's pa?

That bottom feeding dog slappas' out back rastlin' with that ole stump agin. Tell him to get down to the packy' and get some Boones Farm, 2 packs of Marlboro's and some cheese

by Big Bad Bricky September 23, 2006

Formula Feeding

The substitute for breastfeeding, where bottlefed babies are more likely to develop asthma and diabetes than their breastfed counterparts, and the risks of nursing moms having breast cancer are lower—nothing to do with math teachers spoonfeeding students with formulas as a shortcut to painful teaching.

Unlike in breastfeeding, when the father is 100% absent, in formula feeding, both father and mother have a 50% chance of developing an early bond with the baby.

by MathPlus June 24, 2021