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face-twit

(function: noun)

(pronunciation: feys-twit)

1. Someone addicted to social networking media such as Myspace, Facebook, and Twitter.

2. Someone who uses social networking sites predominately for communication and expects everyone else to do likewise.

3. A person who blogs inanely and incessantly about every facet of their daily life.
1. Joe is a face-twit for getting fired from her job because she kept surfing Twitter posts during work hours.

2. Simon and Mary behaved like face-twits when they announced their wedding engagement via Facebook and seemed put out to have to tell me in person.

3. When Anne posted what she had for dinner on Facebook, Bob commented "You're a total face-twit."
by Emperor of the Americas August 29, 2010
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face sat

When a guy spends too much time with a girlfriend or female acquaintance for an extended period of time. Usually at the expense of the guy's other male friends who would rather be hanging out with him too.
Brian never goes out with us anymore because he is usually being face sat...
by dickdog75 November 30, 2011
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Face like a half eaten hamburger

Dude! Did you see that boxer? He has a face like a half eaten hamburger!
by smurfette5 August 21, 2012
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Face Virgin

A girl who refuses to kiss her boyfriend after dating for at least a month.
Boy 1: Oh my gosh!
Boy 2: What bro?
Boy 1: I've been dating this girl for three months and she still won't kiss me!
Boy 2: Ugh, what a face virgin.
by formerfacevirgin December 5, 2011
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Face crickets

Face crickets : That strange Facebook phenomenon which happens when you post the best, the funniest, the saddest, or the most profound status update ever, and receive no likes, no share, no comments and only "Face crickets" .
I announced my engagement on Facebook today, and got nothing but Face crickets.
by RSGarza64 August 25, 2013
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face the fact

James needs to face the fact that Linda has moved on.
by applepie25 May 6, 2015
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Face Furniture

Another term for a man's beard
"Look at that guy's face furniture....I could totally sit on that!"
by toldyouZed May 21, 2016
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