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English Muffin

A silly British kid who does not understand the American ways.
Tom Gates is an English Muffin
by AHaigh93 September 8, 2010
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English people

Big pussies who took the Falklands from us, as well as having horrible teeth, always getting beat at futbol by south americans even though they are credited with the invention of the sport. they tend to drink excessively and have small penises. their accents are so grave that you can understand few of them, and those that you can understand you would just like them to shut the fuck up. this includes small 8th graders, excluding women with them name of Sophie.
Jack is a short-fuck, a great example of english people
by FucktheEnglish May 21, 2009
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English Summer Rain

1. often a phrase to describe a large load landing on one's face

2. describes girl's cum landing on one's face

3. name given to feeling of fe/male ejaculation landing on one's face

4. Cum
Tony: What happened last night?
Fred: I went down on her but when she finished I felt her English Summer Rain
by dahdragonslayaa August 23, 2009
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Englishman

Scum of the earth who always believes football is coming home after beating a country with a population less than London
Person “Did you see that England beat San Marino
Englishman “yeah it’s coming home, it’s coming, footballs coming home
Person “oh dear”
by Baywatch March 31, 2021
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Urban Dictionary English

The way real people actually speak. To be contrasted with Proper English or the even more antiquated Received Standard, the speaking of either of which today in many situations will lead to strange looks, chuckles, sneers or cries of "Speak fucking English!" Reflective of the modern trend away from conformity, rigidity, artificiality and snobbery toward autonomy, creativity and the rejection of propriety.
Aaron: Good Day, My Good Man! I say, may I inquire as to the freshness of your pomegranates? Old, dry fruit is something up with which I will not put!

J.B.: Whoa, Homie, you talk like that around here and you'll get your ass kicked! You'd better check out the internet and learn how to speak fucking English. Urban Dictionary English can save your pathetic ass, Dweeb.
by Avery Clapsaddle September 30, 2011
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english

A covert way of saying marijuana, usually preceded by "studying", as in "studying English" or "doing English homework" means smoke weed.
Hey lets study English at Jay's house tonight.

Did you guys do that English homework last night?
by The masta of dizzasta October 5, 2008
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English Lit

A terrible subject, ussually taught in a tiny, stuffy classroom, that is way too hot because of the close proximity of bodies and the heater that stays on too long into summer. most commonly taught by teachers who cannot speak the English language properly and come from a forein country, invloves a lot of nut-eating and Urban Dictionary surfing.
henry: hey dude, im mind numbingly bored and uncomfortable, and i have a strange craving for walnuts.
james: sounds a bit like english lit mate.
henry: OH GOD NO, id rather eat my own shit.
by eviiil1 September 19, 2007
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