DDD (Day Drunk Driver)

When you have been day drinking all day and pass out in the afternoon, but then by early evening you want to go out again with your friends. Then you need a DDD to get you there. The DDD is like a pre-DD.

Zack: I can drive tonight! I'm not really gonna drink much. I got to day drink!
Mary Ann: No Zack... You've been day drinking all day. I'm not gonna drink tonight either. Let me be the DDD (Day Drunk Driver) tonight and I'll drive your day drunk ass around.

Zack: OK cool! I would 100% get a DUI right now even though I haven't drank since 2 this afternoon. For real!

by Maryawerden November 14, 2012

Polynesian Pile Driver

Perform a normal pile driver. Lay a woman on her back and force her legs over her head. The man squats over the woman and forces his erect penis downward into the woman's vagina. The man then thrusts up and down like a jackhammer. In addition, the man takes the spiky head of a pineapple and shoves it up the woman's ass providing a very unpleasant sensation, along with a nice aroma and possible bleeding. If you want to get fancy and perform a "Polynesian pearl piledriver" the man must also dip his balls in honey and shaved coconut adding to the pleasant aroma.

My bitch was in the mood for pineapples, so I gave her a Polynesian pile driver. Nonetheless she never asked for pineapples again.
Sex piledriver pineapple

by hoover50 November 7, 2015

Irish Driver's License

Irish Driver's License refers to any kind of driving ban. Traditionally this meant a ban related to a DUI, but has been expanded to mean a driving ban for any reason.

"I mounted the curb and blew a 0.12 so they're giving me an Irish driver's license for 6 months"

"Can someone give me a lift to the party tonight? I Irished up my license in May"

by GoldstocksCorporationCTO September 29, 2022

pile driver

The penis. Often used in reference to sodomy.

I whipped out my enormous pile driver and rammed it into my boyfriend's tight ass.

by Sue de Nimes June 26, 2005

Slave driver

A slave driver nowadays is any definition you bullshit people into reading.

Dan and Jim assumed Bill wanted them to do some things he wanted to get done, so they went ahead and did it and bitched about Bill being a slave driver. They also assumed he was a slave driver based on what he looked like. They didn't find out until later he didn't want anything from them, not their help, not their presence, they didn't want to be around him and he didn't want them around him either, even though he never gave any indication he wanted them around.

by Solid Mantis July 23, 2018

Truck driver

A term used for "fisting". in other words,when you fist a girls ass or pussy,you're pulling your arm in and out,going in the same motion as children driving by in a school bus do to a truck driver when they want him to honk. Credit goes out to Jesse Avila for making the word.

I'll give that bitch the truck driver.

by some guy who took a shit in your shoe April 16, 2006

designated driver race

if the bar you are at has the arcade racing games, you and your buddies race at the end of the night of course when your all drunk, whoever loses is the one that has to drive. You can go head to head or do the worst time if there is more than two of you.

guy1: are we going to do this designated driver race , it's almost closing time.
guy 2: yeah, we better.
guy 3: lets get thi*(stands up and falls down)

by jay10001 April 30, 2007