Stupid Cunt Disease

(1).Exhibiting multiple and frequent tedencies of being a cunt. (2).A momentary lapse of all reason. Noted to being a near fatal disease.

(1).She is suffering from the worst case of "stupid cunt disease" I have ever seen. (2). Did you hear what she said to him, she must have contracted "stupid cunt disease" today while she was with her friends.

by Lucifer213 February 11, 2006

Cuntsplosion

1. An exploding vagina
2. An unfortunate event

Oh no!!! I had a cuntsplosion!!!

by Jordan VB January 10, 2008

Son of a Mother Fucking Shit Cunt Bitch

Something you say when your very angry or upset.

person 1: Son of a mother fucking shit cunt bitch!

person 2: What?

person 1: Were out of popsicles.

by Halfy McFull August 22, 2008

cunt ass whore

A self centered person who doesn’t care who they fuck be it physically or mentally. Over all a self absorbed person who cares about them and no one else.

Can be used to express hate or aggression towards a person in one fallow swoop:

Can you believe Shauna used Steve again for his money and of course he let her. She hasn’t called him since she went back to school. That Cunt Ass Whore.

by John Beaudreau September 16, 2006

Fish Cunt

A vagina that stinks like rotten fish.

Eww you've got a stinking Fish Cunt.

by Snipezaz August 30, 2008

Cunt-a-leezza Rice

vernacular term for the worthless, useless, and brainless academic promoted impossibly far beyond her abilities to National Security Advisor and then Secretary of State by Chimpy McDumbass during his Constitution-shredding, terrorist-enhancing, treasury-depleting, New Orleans-drowning, America-hating Reign of Terror (2001-2009 C.E.).

E.g. "I wish someone had released a mushroom cloud on that punkin-headed bozo Cunt-a-leezza Rice!"

by LeftWingDoc August 12, 2008

cunt tree

Another name for the Bradford Pear (an ornamental pear tree). Also known as a weed in tree form. Smells horrid - like a dirty vagina, semen, or fish depending on the day, wind, and weather conditions. Smells especially awful when it rains.
After blossoming is complete, is a pleasant and lovely tree to be around.

Person 1: "Eew, what smells like dirty vagina?"
Person 2: "Looks like the cunt trees are in bloom."

by ihatecunttrees May 15, 2011