Cranked

The swiss army knife of words. Cranked can be used in any context as an emotion or state of being. Is someone too drunk? They’re cranked. Did you just get into a fender bender with the car in front of you? That’s cranked. Did you just win a radio contest for front row tickets to a concert? That’s cranked! Did you friend just trip and fall and it was hilarious? That’s so cranked

“Bro, my ex just texted me.” “Dude that’s cranked”

by jntao August 3, 2021

Montana crank starter

When you stick your penis in the asshole and turn so violently it snaps, and she now has a penis apart of her

Hey, did you hear Conner gave Sarah the Montana crank starter

by Papa Rylie kaldor March 2, 2022

Crank

To fuck

“Me and my home boys cranked…with socks on of course.”

by Twatgoddess August 23, 2021

Doodleberg crank and spank

It is when you have 3 men and two camels along with a picture of hitler. The first man grabs the second man’s penis yelling doodleberg. The second man shoves his arms up both camels assess and yells crank and the third guy gets on his knees and takes turns blowing each camel while jacking off himself and the first guy. It is complete when the third guys mouth is full of camel cum yells out spank!!!

Dude we got so drunk we did the doodleberg crank and spank with these two Arabian camels

by Derb1919191 December 14, 2024

Crank The Hog

Masturbating aggressively, often times in a corporate setting

“I mean hey man, I don’t have a real job so what else am I gonna do other than crank the hog for 2 hours in the bathroom?” - Gebge

by anonymous June 16, 2025

Crank my tap

When you twist a man's penis and it dribbles cum.

"Hey bro wanna crank my tap?"

by TheGuyThatMakesWords June 18, 2025

Cranking it

When markiplier jorks it

"I am not cranking it" - markiplier, "Five Nights at Freddy's: The Secret of the Mimic - Part 2" ts15:22

by froggyfroggy2000 June 19, 2025