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cursededits4u

@cursededits4u is a video meme page on Instagram with over 100k followers.
They gained traction online after posting several edited Genius interviews with high pitched wavering audio.
Person 1: Dude, did you watch cursededits4u's Backpack Kid edit?
Person 2: Not yet, but I love the Miranda Cosgrove to MJ edit!
by Shlxrper April 8, 2019
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The curses of Jaysus

To disregard an item or a person, rendering them useless.
I bought a new cliggy yesterday and the fucker wouldn't work, the curses of jaysus on it. I was meant to meet Goosey in the crossbar last night and he never showed up, the curses of Jaysus on him.
by Dave7g June 11, 2006
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Dracula's curse

A fart so evil in nature it can only be properly described as Dracula's curse.
Alan:*phhhhhhhhhhhttt*

Jay: Dude! WTF!? was that?

Alan:Yo that's Dracula's curse right there!
by issaru00 May 27, 2009
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Betty Curse

A "goth-pop" band, fronted by Megan Burns aka Betty Curse.

The genre of "goth-pop" is a manufactured genre with no relevance to goth or gothic rock

Megan Burns also acted in the film 28 days later.

The debut album "Excuse All The Blood" takes its name from the suicide note left by Death from the black metal band Mahem. This must be very insulting to Death's family and to all black metal fans!!

Her music sounds a lot like Avril Lavigne, but she is more "gothy" in appearance. However, Betty Curse is not a gothic rock band.

By trying (and failing) to combine different genres, she is an insult to goth, pop and black metal.

"I like dressing up. I like drinking wine. I enjoy loneliness. I like romance. I like being in control. I like being submissive. I like reading poetry aloud. I like absinth. I like parisian prostitutes from the early 1900s, true ladies. I like tattoos. I'd like Nick Cave to sing to me as I bled to death. I like making up stories. I like to lie, it makes life more interesting. I LOVE The Eighties Matchbox B-line Disaster. I kill people and sell the bodies. I'm in a band, but then who isnt?"
"No-one really knows how Betty Curse pounced into the world, or from whence she crept, but the legends are legion. Some say shes some venom-pretty monster cloned by mad scientists from the spittle of Siouxie Sioux, the tears of Christina Ricci and the shotgun brain mulch of Dead from Mayhem"
by Zoggi June 11, 2006
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School Counselor

Annoying people that don’t care about your life. In other words, people paid to look like they give a damn, but actually only care about the money. They show you pathetic posters and ask you how you feel, but when you answer fine, they dump crap into your answer and ask you to elaborate. They also forcefully ask you private information and say the information is safe with him, except the counselor is the one person who keeps on making you talk about what you don’t want to.
Person 1: Are you ok?
Person 2: I’m fine.
Person 1: Elaborate, fine is not a good enough answer.
Person 2: Tf? Are you a school counselor?
by Ol_olhag April 16, 2019
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courtesy

a)Etiquette follows courtesy
b) WTF? is courtesy??
c) try respect
by What it mean agn? March 2, 2004
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Nova Scotia Curse

This is when a guy from Western Canada dates a girl from anywhere, but said girl travels to Nova Scotia for a minimum of 2 weeks (no matter the excuse), and within the week of her return, she dumps him. Hence the guy has just become a victim of the Nova Scotia Curse.

NSC....screwing western canadians since 2008
Guy 1 - Hey, im dating this hot broad but im pissed she is gone for a month to Nova Scotia

Guy 2 - Man you're gonna get fucked by the curse

Guy 1 - No, thats just an urban legend....

(1 month, 4 days later)

Guy 1 - ....damn Nova Scotia Curse
by Shellemon August 1, 2010
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