Callen

Incredibly high priest of the d*m*t butterfly of love penguin penis foundation

Man callens really smashing it huh?

by Pennip January 20, 2025

Callapse

Definition: Callapse (verb, noun)

The sudden relaxation of muscles and release of tension after ending a video call or turning off the camera during a call.

Verb: "I callapsed onto my chair as soon as I turned the camera off"
Noun: "That callapse sigh was so satisfying."

by polynut January 24, 2025

Callahaning

When you as a guy take on 3 girls at once (preferably in a car)

Yeah me and my friend were callahaning it together

by Astro101 March 19, 2026

Calling the beagle

at some point in the past, Andrew Secunda, celebrity co-host of Star Trek: the next conversation podcast, went to a dog show with an ex-girlfriend. At the beginning of the show, he said that the beagle was going to win and ultimately he was right.

This story has been told time and time again with no recollection of ever having being told in the past. Because of this, the phrase “calling the beagle“ has been used to reference stories which are told multiple times by a person without any recollection of the story ever being told before.

“and then I said…”

“Yeah I know what you said. You’re calling the beagle.”

by BillMcGov March 7, 2025

Callagie

A person who makes collages for a living

She is a callagie

by Shier-Gooch May 16, 2025

callony

A human settlement where da residents are "on da horn" quite a bit.

Years ago when there were large banks of pay-phones in a shopping-mall or town square, there would often be an entire callony of teenagers gathered around said jabber-boxes, and all yackin' to their friends and families at da same time!

by QuacksO July 12, 2025

Callard

An individual lacking in IQ and in everyday life behaves and acts like an absolute cunt, this word has it origins in law enforcement.

That bloke over there is a right callard!

by Dr Andrew Darwen July 19, 2025