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fairly close friends

When a girl doesn't want to be with you, but wants you to continue prioritizing her because let's be honest, you're the pussy who cares more about her, and she likes knowing she matters to someone, and will use that to come around you when no one is around for her. You know almost everything about her and you're always there for her, while she knows nothing of you and john snow. This woman is a smart,heartless, blue eyed creature that knows not to call you bestfriend because she doesn't want you to invest this much dedication into another girl cause she wont be special anymore and will self pity that she doesnt matter anyways. Plus, lets be honest she doesnt want to give you all that fucking time either. She doesn't care to know you because you do all the caring in loving her.
"I consider us fairly close friends."
by Fairly close friends July 28, 2016
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closet eater

A fat person who in public eats little, but gorges themselves in private.
Joe is really fat, but I never see him eating more than a salad. He must be a closet eater.
by philsphan88 March 16, 2008
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Close Minded Asshats

The majority of people who post on here. Mainly the people who post hateful things about a group of people.
Don't hate someone because they are part of a group, whether they are juggalos, emo, scene, goth, metalhead, jock, etc.

If you do you are a close minded asshat.

(Some people might point out that I'm contradicting myself, because I'm calling a group of people close minded asshats. Sometimes you might need to contradict yourself to get a point across.)
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closet fairy

A homosexual person who is still "in the closet" or not ready to reveal that s/he prefers members of his or her own gender.
Boy 1: Dude, John keeps looking at me in the locker room
Boy 2: Yea, he's such a closet fairy. He should just come out, already
by Robby Fitz December 7, 2006
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About as close as 'fuck' is to a swear word

'Spot on' or 'Perfect'
"Hey mate, did i do this right?"
"That's about as close as 'fuck' is to a swear word."
by Igibi October 3, 2007
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an experience with a human that is so bizarre one might as well be dealing with an alien.
when i was dealing with those liberals, it was a definite close encounter of the third kind...
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
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Danger Close Pro

The one perk that broke modern warfare 2

What it does:

1. Increased explosive damage: increase the radius of explosives such as grenades, C4, and rockets. There go noobs and the grenade launchers

2. Increased air support: basically your killstreaks become much stronger. There is no running from Harriers, Helicopters, AC-130, or Airstirkes (even with Cold Blooded on)

How its used: campers and noobs use it with One Man Army, camp in one spot, and noob tube the fuck out of a map. Then they call in the Harrier and camp, call the AC-!30/Chopper Gunner and camp some more, then call in the nuke, end the game and ruin it for the rest of us.
Guy 1: (Kill Cam) That douche noob tubed me from across the map
Guy 2: Well duh, he has danger close pro, he can camp the whole map and then call in a stealth bomber
Guy 1: This game is full of these mother fuckers, I'm going to play MoH where there are no retarded perks
by Crunch666 December 15, 2010
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